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If you keep a potato around long enough, it'll sprout off and finally get a rotten disposition....but it will not cheat on you, nor talk behind your back. It'll just hang around, until you finally do something with it, or dump it.
That's more than I can say for some people.

2007-03-19 12:40:50 · answer #1 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1 0

Potatoes do come in handy;

Two college students, Jim and Johnny, are visiting Fort Lauderdale at spring break. Jim notices the other with females hanging on his every word hugging and carressing him, and he is puzzled.
That night as they bed down under the dock, he says," Hey, what is it with you, anyway? You got women all over you!"

The other whispers, " I'll tell you my secret. Slip a potato into your pants. They cannot resist you."

So the next day, Jim appears suitable adorned, and again has no luck. That night, he accosts Johnny.

"Hey man, I did what you said. I put in the potato and they still won't come near me!"

"Well, maybe there's something wrong. Let me take a look... Oh, No! Man, the potato goes in the front, man, in the front."

2007-03-19 16:59:16 · answer #2 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 1 0

Generally speaking,
yes. unless it is the King Of The Potato People. It is completely acceptable then.

2007-03-19 16:53:59 · answer #3 · answered by ms vicci pollard 5 · 1 0

The potatoes have been repressed for long enough! It's time potatoes rose and took their rightful place in this world!

2007-03-19 17:01:56 · answer #4 · answered by The Mad Shillelagh 6 · 1 0

Hey, I asked a potato question right before I read yours... weird. Oh, no potatoes are cool.

2007-03-19 16:55:23 · answer #5 · answered by Mike V 4 · 1 0

Yeah. I keep telling my mom that pet potatoes are weird, but she just wont listen to me. I'm thinking of buying her a rock, at least those don't sprout green things after a week or so.

2007-03-19 16:54:34 · answer #6 · answered by lifeisrandom34 4 · 3 0

hey maybe they are potato farmers so they love them and they live on a potato farm so there's not alot of people so they really like them

2007-03-19 16:58:38 · answer #7 · answered by car crash hearts 3 · 1 0

That's kinda awkward... they'd probably die for the life of a potato...

2007-03-19 16:55:10 · answer #8 · answered by ViCKi!™|` 5 · 1 0

Don't visit Idaho

2007-03-19 16:54:58 · answer #9 · answered by Brian 5 · 0 0

no. some humans don't deserve to be treated at all

2007-03-19 16:57:30 · answer #10 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0 0

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