I never should have put my phone number on that survey form now I have all the telemarketers calling I need some funny offbeat ways to get them off the phone quik.
2007-03-19 09:34:02 · 12 answers · asked by dinkylynn 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
mybro and I do a white trash hill billy dialoge before we say hello.
.......(lots of banging ).... scream..... "I thought I told ya ta stay in yer cage...... more banging .... yelp......."hello?"
2007-03-19 09:40:26 · answer #1 · answered by kilrblue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Theres a 800 number to remove all telemarketers. Sorry dont know the number.
2007-03-19 09:50:36 · answer #2 · answered by Smarty Pants™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, just tell them that you are in the middle of someting and get them to hold on. Then play a skin flick with the volume up loud. Be sure there is no "music" on it, tho. (lol)
2007-03-19 09:41:46 · answer #3 · answered by curious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start talking to them like you would your spouse telling them how your day went and other random things, or put your name on THE list.
2007-03-19 09:38:54 · answer #4 · answered by LesHug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, I've heard one way. Start ta;lking about a really gross morbid movie, and give the gross details, they hang up quick!
2007-03-19 09:47:42 · answer #5 · answered by Tigger 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you're waiting for a callback from your bankruptcy lawyer, but you'll call them back asap.
2007-03-19 09:38:05 · answer #6 · answered by Veruca Salt 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
errrr....just hang up. Quick. Painless.
2007-03-19 09:39:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Threaten to sue them.
2007-03-19 09:38:06 · answer #8 · answered by ar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them the person they're looking for is dead.
2007-03-19 09:58:35 · answer #9 · answered by aya 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
talk about weird stuff or blow a whistle in phone
2007-03-19 09:37:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋