Go on and make my day, tell me anything!
it can be funny, embarrasing things, that has happened to you or to a friend, or perhaps a family member.
2007-03-19 09:10:04 · 5 answers · asked by Cutie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
DOCTOR SMITH
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about enlarging her
breasts. He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the
tip of your breasts and say, "Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."
She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked!
She grew great boobs!
One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized
she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her new
boobs and didn't want to lose them, so right in the middle of the
bus--"Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?"
"Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"
"Hickory dickory dock."
2007-03-19 09:13:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was crying and my bf made me laugh and snot came flying out of my nose. eeeeewww I know. That made us both laugh and me stop crying. That would be embarrassing if it was with anyone else. I'm glad that we are so close that I don't feel embarrassed when I'm with him.
2007-03-19 09:26:39 · answer #2 · answered by Here kitty kitty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was small Jehovah Witnesses came to our door,and my mom told me to tell them that she wasn't home.So I went to the door and told them,"My mom told me to tell you that she's not home".The Jehovah Witnesses looked at each other and smiled.
2007-03-19 09:19:13 · answer #3 · answered by Ms Lety 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A c**k that stays up all night, hehehe.
2007-03-19 09:14:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
**** my pants in target
2007-03-19 09:17:39 · answer #5 · answered by Gonzo 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋