Words of encouragement can i give my printer to make it print faster?
2007-03-19 08:51:43 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I usually lean over mine and whisper "Lexmark is cheaper. Lexmark is cheaper."...it's an HP of course.
2007-03-19 08:55:46 · answer #1 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You are the best printer in the whole world but I need my stuff a little faster and I will love you even more!!!
2007-03-19 08:56:40 · answer #2 · answered by txstink 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your printer that if it doesn't speed up then you will replace it. This should make it work faster because no printer wants to be replaced
2007-03-19 09:01:04 · answer #3 · answered by Bruce P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just say "Hey buddy! If you don't print faster like I trained you, then there will be severe consequences!!!" I would hate to be that printer after I've been told that. :(
2007-03-19 08:59:50 · answer #4 · answered by T-Vol 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Printers are like old men. Sometimes they need some extra special words and a good cleaning. Hehehe
2007-03-19 08:55:40 · answer #5 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love you printer, but PRINT faster or I WILL replace you with a NEWER MODEL
2007-03-19 08:54:58 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Carpi Diem
2007-03-19 08:54:18 · answer #7 · answered by Rocky The Fearless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it is a boy printer tell him he's strong and sexy. For a girl printertell her that her feed tray looks great in that outfit.
2007-03-19 08:56:17 · answer #8 · answered by Mike V 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
prin faster or i ther will be an acident envolving me a slege hammer you (the printer) and a bin
2007-03-19 09:04:14 · answer #9 · answered by Michael D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At first, when I see u cryyyyyyy, it makes me smiiiiiiiiile, yeah it makes me smiiiiiiiile. At worst, I feel bad for a whiiiiiile, but then I just smiiiiiiiiile, I go ahead and smiiiiiile.
2007-03-19 09:14:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell it it is a nice printer and that you love it. good luck.
2007-03-19 08:55:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋