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I can only please
One person per day.
Today is not your day.
Tomorrow
Is not looking good
Either.

Thanks, all!

2007-03-19 08:36:52 · 3 answers · asked by Charlie Kicksass 7 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

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Here are a few sayings I like:

"She wrought so well in Needleworke that she nor yet her Worke shall ere forgotten be." (John Taylor, 1630)

"In one day Sampson slew 1,000 Philistines with the jawbone of an ***. (Judges 15: 15-16)
Everyday many families are despaired, depressed, and utterly destroyed with the same weapon." (ER Wood)

"When life gives you manure, plant a garden."

"Life is like a Quilt, when the seams come apart you pick up the pieces, and just keep on stitching."

"The key to heaven was hung on a nail."

"If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost. That is where they should be.
Now put the foundation under them."
- Henry David Thoreau

2007-03-19 09:03:17 · answer #1 · answered by Deb 4 · 2 0

These are all from a website called Amirite, all being submitted by random people. Most are rather silly and quirky. But, hey, that's just my sense of humor. Whats worse then finding a worm in an apple? Rape. We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly "Dont worry the spider is smaller than you" "So is a grenade", If you were stranded on an island, the three most amusing things you would bring are: Michael Phelps, a saddle, and a gold medal tied to a stick. "It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart, Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender. "I'm fat, ugly, and stupid!" "You're not stupid." I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. I mustache you a question, but Ill shave it for later.

2016-03-29 06:25:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When one door closes, another one opens, but the hallway can be hell.

2007-03-19 09:03:18 · answer #3 · answered by whatevawhateva 2 · 1 0

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