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2007-03-19 07:31:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
i think i know...but ...before i tell u ...can u bring me out from police station...i forget to take the stocking out from my face...thankz
2007-03-20 04:45:40 · answer #1 · answered by hungkeey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Without a doubt the person who robbed you (and yes it was just one person) was British tv star and the eponymous portrayer of House, Hugh Laurie. See, Hugh Laurie is a compulsive thief and in order to accomplish untraceable crimes he, being the character actor he is, trains for each hit for months. So over the last 4-5 months, presumably, Laurie has not only staked out your residence but also stalked you continuously in order to get a sense for not only your daily schedule but also your biorhythm and social habits. He has pawed through your trash in search of juicy tidbits about your life. He has taken pictures of you both near and far. In summary Hugh Laurie is a sociopath who robbed you blind. Find him and tell him you want your stuff back.
2007-03-19 15:01:16 · answer #2 · answered by zoobrett 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Usually the sun wakes me up.. today, I woke up 2 hours late.. I blame the lack of sun. This to me suggests the sun is a suspect.. however, as the day progressed I noticed that a cloud had my name on it and followed me most of the day throwing abuse at me. When I eventually turned around and asked why.. the cloud told me that the sun told him to cause Mr. Sun had nothing to do with it, he was looking out for one of his own. Fair enough I thought. So lets leave weather out of it. When assessing the other possibilities I noticed a small mouse with a smug look on his face sitting on the windowsill. As I approached him, he threw a banana at me, before I had recovered from the blow and had time to ask him where he got it from.. he was gone!
I followed the faint banana-yielding mouse smell to a nearby fast food chain car park.. here, I found a family of mice.. they all had bananas. As I discreetly edged over to them an absolutely huge rat landed on, and crushed a car. He shouted some obscenities to me and told me that rat's and mice 'ain't roberrierrrrs' so, anyway.. he told me to follow him to the sewers and the grimy underworld. There I found a bunch of adolescant turtles who were practising martial arts with their mutated limbs. From then on I had their guidance and help to solve the crime :)
Anyway.. moral of the story is.. the sun did it after all.
2007-03-19 14:44:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
barney the friendly dinosaur of course he's mad that nobody likes him any more and is slowly try to take over the universe on house at a time. his next move will be murdering his rivals big bird and Elmo
2007-03-19 14:37:37 · answer #4 · answered by Katie E 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was your friend's uncle's cousin's mother-in-law. She needed the money for a sex change operation so she can change her name from Rose to Robert and become a male stripper.
2007-03-19 14:41:47 · answer #5 · answered by Megan 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a failed comedian did it. He tried stand-up, even while playing harmonica and guitar and sax, but he could not find a job, so he's now mugging people.
2007-03-19 14:35:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
robbed of ....what? if its intellegence and common sense then it might be the directors of comedy films of bollywood.
2007-03-19 14:38:57 · answer #7 · answered by manavi 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I just took back from you that which has always belonged to me, but with you, I'll share.
2007-03-19 23:06:59 · answer #8 · answered by element_op 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't me it was the one armed man!
2007-03-19 14:35:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the mice in the the wall did it
2007-03-19 14:34:04 · answer #10 · answered by asking??? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋