if we where locked in a room with no windows and nobody was around to let us out and all we had was....?

Question

a mattress, a rope, a stapler, two candles, a vacume and a pencil what would we do?

Answer 1

have a fun time..

Answer 2

Hope that someone had just vacuumed up some birthday cake. Open the vac and staple the dust bag down the center and split it in two by stabbing little perforations into it with the pencil. Staple ourselves to our separate sides of the mattress to prevent food stealing and cannibalism. Be thankful that the candles are scented. Least we've got aromatherapy. Practice our scouting knots to amuse one another.

Answer 3

The options are endless.