2007-03-19 05:26:11 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Why did the Chicken cross the road, roll around in the dirt, cross again and roll around in the mud?
He was a dirty double crosser.
2007-03-19 05:29:22 · answer #1 · answered by Dawg Vader 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?..to stretch it,s legs
What did the chicken say when it found an orange in it,s nest...Look what marmalade
I know too many ..bit of a worry!!
2007-03-19 12:39:57 · answer #2 · answered by smiler 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: He figured it would be better than losing his head and he didn't want to stick his neck out for anybody.
2007-03-19 13:02:46 · answer #3 · answered by Rothwyn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like the one that goes:
-Whay did the chicken cross the road?
-the reall Q is did th road move undeneeth the chikens feet or did the chicken cross the road?!
it's not really a joke i read this somewhere and it made me laugh so hard! lol ;)
2007-03-19 12:31:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wy did the chicken cross the road walking all funny?
Because it'd just been to a meeting of the man-chicken love association
2007-03-19 12:29:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
why did the blind chicken cross the road?
to go to the Birds Eye factory.
2007-03-19 12:34:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does this count:
---Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
---Coz it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
Awful, I know.
2007-03-19 12:43:00 · answer #7 · answered by Pumpkin 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: Because he was stapled to the chicken!
I didn't say it was GOOD, just that it was my favorite!! :-)
2007-03-19 12:29:18 · answer #8 · answered by doggiemom 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the ref was blowing fouls!
2007-03-19 12:31:04 · answer #9 · answered by b4_999 5 · 7⤊ 1⤋
why did the pervert cross the road?
...because he couldn't get his **** out of the chicken's ****
2007-03-19 12:29:03 · answer #10 · answered by Boofie 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋