2007-03-19 05:23:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
The constipated mathematician worked it out with a pencil
She thought her nose was running but its not
The optician got caught in the lens grinder and nearly made a spectacle of himself
He's blunt but he has a point.
2007-03-19 05:27:02 · answer #1 · answered by Bill c 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
She became a math teacher when she realized that she learns best by teaching others.
2007-03-19 12:27:21 · answer #2 · answered by zclifton2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Can I go looking for the Grail again?", Tom requested.
"I unclogged the drain with a vacuum cleaner" Tom said succinctly.
"I need to sharpen my pencil", Tom said bluntly.
These are called 'Swifties'.
2007-03-19 12:34:12 · answer #3 · answered by Beejee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Conduct yourself well and you shall lead a band.
2007-03-19 12:26:38 · answer #4 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Being a conscientious mortician, before going home, he laid out his work for tommorrow"
2007-03-19 12:28:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋