I got one that said, "You love Chinese Food"
2007-03-19 02:36:49 · 11 answers · asked by wackadoo 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
2007-03-19 02:42:34 · answer #1 · answered by ♣fo' by fo'♠ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was at dinner with my male companion. The fortune cookie said "Today you will have good luck." Sure. He left his wallet on the dresser and I paid for dinner.
2007-03-19 09:45:53 · answer #2 · answered by Jaded 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"you will be hungry soon" at a Chinese buffet restuarant
my son got "don't kiss an elephant on the lips today"
2007-03-19 09:46:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most of the ones I've gotten are pretty lame but I've always wanted one that said, "Tip your waiter!" ;)
2007-03-19 09:47:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got one that said - "Have another cookie"
2007-03-19 09:40:41 · answer #5 · answered by Chief BaggageSmasher 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you will need nd extra hand.but me n my friends play a game where u end all ur furtunes with "in bed"
2007-03-19 09:42:36 · answer #6 · answered by ur_crimson_nightmare 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"That wasn't chicken you just ate". No. It was shrimp lo mien.
2007-03-19 09:40:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
keep mouth shut and you will go far.
2007-03-19 09:51:14 · answer #8 · answered by B"Quotes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CROWDED ELEVATOR SMELL DIFFERENT TO MIDGET
2007-03-19 09:39:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you will have good wealth ha where is it lol â¥
2007-03-19 09:41:41 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥ lou lou ♥♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋