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which one of you stole my sandwich? I went for a toilet break and I come back and it's gone! Which one of you have it?

2007-03-19 02:33:39 · 45 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

45 answers

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha it was me!

2007-03-19 02:36:12 · answer #1 · answered by Boofie 6 · 3 0

Did you see Dilbert yesterday? One of the workers had a unique solution to your problem. She acted like she had accidentally put contaminated waste on the sandwich to test who was taking her food, and when another co-worker's eyes got huge, she knew her trick had worked.

2007-03-19 02:38:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Listen, kid, people come here either to seek help from others or help others....so, I guess , these questions are a nuisance.
By the way, I didn't take the sandwich, I swear.

2007-03-19 04:43:54 · answer #3 · answered by IB 3 · 0 1

Now, now. You ate the sandwich before you went potty. If you want another, just ask, don't concoct some hairbrained sandwich theft scheme. Jeez.

2007-03-19 02:38:29 · answer #4 · answered by Veruca Salt 6 · 3 0

I only took a small bite. I swear!! Here, you can have the rest of it back. It was a lousy tasting sandwich anyhow!!!

2007-03-19 02:36:46 · answer #5 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1 0

Bet it was those sandwich "fairy"s again (they always get the blame around here ? )

2007-03-19 02:37:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't eat liverwurst and onions. They gave your sandwich to the stray dog and he passed on it as well.

2007-03-19 02:44:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

OK its out the bag. it was me. i came around saw my target and when i saw the perfect opportunity i snuck in and stole it. yummmmmmmmmmmm was good. caught sorry.

2007-03-19 02:57:24 · answer #8 · answered by LISA uk 2 · 0 0

It wasn't me but I have a sandwich in my refrigerator that you can have.

2007-03-19 02:36:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm so SO sorry,I havent had time to make anything to eat,and I saw you get up,and I couldnt help myself.

2007-03-19 02:37:05 · answer #10 · answered by grmat 4 · 0 0

um.. ok.. look ... well, i, um, tried to get the burger that someone else had, but i'd have to haggle the price down to get it .. AND ..
seeing as you weren't in sight .. it's FINDERS KEEPERS lol
(you only have yourself to blame for leaving it there allllll alone)
and
hope you washed your hands?
good stuff!

2007-03-19 02:39:05 · answer #11 · answered by DeeDee 5 · 0 0

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