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2007-03-19 01:59:34 · 7 answers · asked by reginuta 1 in Entertainment & Music Horoscopes

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The line forms to the right. And please don't crowd. There may not be enough Pisces women for every man, but that's no reason to be unruly. You'll have to take your turn, and hope for the best.

Even without astrology, rumors have spread about the charms of a Pisces female. She has her negative points, to be sure, but at first glance, she's every man's grade school valentine, with maybe just a touch of a Playboy bunny to add some pepper. We might as well admit that the modern, emancipated woman, with her cast-iron image, has made the Pisces girl's value shoot even higher. With all that freedom from the feminine mystique clouding the air over lover's lane, the demure, pretty, helpless Neptune creature has to beat off men with big sticks.

It's hardly surprising that she's at a premium. The Neptune female seldom tries to overshadow her man, married or single. She's hasn't the slightest hidden, neurotic desire to dominate him in any way. He can pull out her chair, put on her coat, whistle for a taxi, light her cigarette and talk about how wonderful he is to his heart's content. All she wants is that he should protect her and care for her. She's happily content to lean on his big broad shoulder and let him know, with wide-eyed wonder, how strong he is, and how much she needs him in this scary world. Just think of all those wolves out there, waiting to devour Red Riding Hood. It's enough to make a girl get out her smelling salts. Even if she isn't quite as Victorian as all that (though plenty of girl fish are), she'll be a charming listener to all his troubles.

A Pisces woman thinks her mate, lover, boyfriend, brother, father -- in fact, any man -- can lick the whole world with one hand tied behind his back, and it takes a surprisingly small amount of her touching faith to convince them of the same thing, men being the way they are. And you wonder why she's so popular? The Pisces girl is a cozy, calm haven of tranquility for her proud male, far from the noise of the traffic and the ticker tape machines. The lights in her fish pond are soft and dim. They soothe tired eyes which have been blasted by neon and all those silly little figures at the stock market she couldn't understand to save her life. (Though if it would really save her life, she would sharpen her pencil.)

In the winter she wears fluffy angora mittens. In the spring she wears dainty, full skirts. Summers will find her in a brief bikini. In the fall she'll look adorable sitting beside you at football games, with her hands in your pockets to keep them warm, and asking you the score. She is eternally feminine in all seasons. At the risk of making an understatement, men are drawn to her like bumblebees to a honey pot.

A short conversation with her, and a man instantly relaxes. He pictures a glowing, crackling fire on a chilly night, or he sees himself in a hammock on a balmy spring day, with no one to nag him. She makes it clear that she'll never blame him for any problems in his career or any accidental mistakes. It's always someone else's fault. Not her man's. She'll never press him to get ahead faster. His own pace is perfect for her. Need I explain why the female fish is the most dangerous other woman of all the Sun signs? Flash! Maritime warning: After marriage she may nudge a little. To be truthful, she may nudge a lot. In a way, it serves you right by letting yourself be so blinded by her charms. Lots of times she'll even be bitterly sarcastic, but every woman has to have some flaws, and the Pisces girl will be gentle far more often than she is quarrelsome. She has to be goaded be extreme cruelty or laziness in a mate to be a shrew -- and who's to say that a cruel or lazy husband doesn't deserve it?

Besides, her delectable femininity covers any minor deficiencies, and most of the time, the typical Neptune girl is soft, dreamy and womanly. Since the fish swims in both directions at once, she adapts beautifully and quietly to conflicting situations that would turn other women into nervous Nellies. Of course, now and then, some cranky words and irritable chatter may bubble up from her normally placid stream of thought. Occasionally a sensitive Neptune female who has suffered harsh treatment at an early age, will allow bitterness to break the two symbolic fish of her sign apart -- and this can be very sad. She becomes a lonely, miserable Piscean, always swimming furiously, and meeting herself everywhere she dives to escape -- never realizing that the turning inward of her endless love and sympathy toward herself is the real poison. Drugs and drink and false illusions hide the truth from her, and blind her to the rocks in the river that might destroy her. But the average Neptune girl keeps both symbolic fish joined together in smooth action, gliding softly first back, then a little forward, so you're never quite sure exactly which way she's headed. Pisces is said to be a deep, mysterious sea, into which all rivers flow. You'll have a better chance of catching her if you know some of her elusive secrets.

First of all, she's subtle. She is not only subtle, she's sometimes a bit deceptive when she practices her art of wrapping you around her emerald earrings.

She's delightfully vague and dreamy. She doesn't know a thing about economics, but she manages to dress as though she was turned out by Sophie of Saks, cook frequent seven-course dinners for assorted grandchildren, pay the rent on time, and send exquisite gifts on holidays and birthdays -- all on a monthly income about the size of one of one of Jack Benny's tips. She has the open love and affection of two daughters-in-law, and an incongruous group made up of the librarian, the super, the owner of the corner deli, the fruit man, half a dozen stray cats and children, the butcher, the newsboy, and would you believe it, even the landlord. She may have one enemy. The man she turned down before she married her husband. He probably joined the Foreign Legion in disappointment, and now I doubt if she even remembers his name. Heartless females, these Pisces woman. Subtle and deceptive.

Like the March winds, your Pisces girl will have many a mood. She's terribly sentimental, and when her feelings are wounded, she can cry buckets. She'll look at you so reproachfully you'll feel as if you'd just shot a small rabbit. Pisces females sometimes get the idea they're hopelessly unequipped for the fierce battles and driving ambition required to survive. Then deep depression sets in. At these times, you'll have to tell her she's admired for her deep, mysterious wisdom and her blessed understanding by every single human she has ever graced with her friendship. It's usually the gospel truth. The hardest lesson she has to learn is to overcome her timidity and her doubts. If the fears go deep, she'll shut herself off from others, then wonder why she's lonely. She's often afraid of imposing, pushing too hard, taking advantage, when such thoughts are in no one's head but hers.

Now and then a Pisces girls will cover her shyness and vulnerability with wisecracks, a sophisticated veneer and a frigid independent personality, but its merely a cloak of protection, worn to hide her uncertainty from the prying eyes of rough people, who would bruise her gentle heart if she exposed it. I know one who pours out her real soul by writing lovely song lyrics, with a secret message woven in the shades of her soft, very private dreams. When she's not writing, she's the picture of the brittle, callous, career woman she wants people to see. Yet, even this type of Pisces is unable to fight her sun sign. With all her make-believe independence she waits on the curb and lets the man whistle for a cab. There are some things one just doesn't do, as far as Neptune women are concerned; not acting like a lady in public is one of them. She fools a lot of men who could quiet her inner fears and make her take back her frequent claim of, "Who needs a husband? They only mess up your life." Imagine a statement like that from a Piscean, who needs to belong to someone more than she needs to sleep, eat, or breathe.

A Pisces girl will give all of her heart to her children, except for the large chunk she saves for her husband. She'll love them all, but the ones who are uglier, weaker, smaller, or sicker may have a slight edge with her. Only a Pisces movie star would pass up the little dimpled darlings and adopt a tiny, crippled tot with frightened eyes. Female fish are the greatest women in the world for understanding the shyness of small boys and the growing pains of awkward, adolescent girls. A Pisces mother spins a thousand wispy, cobweb dreams over each bassinet. She'll sacrifice anything so her children can have what she was denied as a child. She may be too permissive. Administering discipline is difficult for her, and she must realize that a lack of firmness is often as bad as severe neglect. In a way, it is neglect, of building the small characters in her care, who need firm guidance to learn to swim alone. If she's guilty of too much softness, explain it to her kindly. She'll comprehend without bitterness, and begin to give the hairbrush a workout. Still many Neptune mothers manage a happy medium between discipline and kindness, and their offspring do them credit.

A Pisces woman will gladly let you earn the bacon and eggplant. She'll probably prefer not to enter the brutal competition of the commercial, unless you desperately need her to. She had enough of that (if she's a typical Neptune girl) when she worked for that big, confusing company while she was waiting for you to rescue her. Some, not all, but some Pisces women are a wee, little bit extravagant. She may need some help figuring out why the bank's balance doesn't reconcile with her stubs, written in Sanskrit. Still, when an emergency forces her to adapt her champagne taste to a skim milk pocketbook, she'll manage.

She listens to the ocean, and it tells her things. In the midst of the city, she still hears the waves of Neptune, whispering to her Pisces heart more, perhaps, than she wants to know. That's the secret of a Pisces woman. Whether she follow's Neptune's call as a dedicated nun in a convent or as a sultry songstress in a noisy nightclub -- she's a girl. All girl. One hundred percent.

2007-03-19 02:06:58 · answer #1 · answered by graze 3 · 2 0

Born On March 5

2016-12-15 13:35:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Characteristic of Pisces women -

She likes to be in a dream world than to be in reality. She is weak and sensitive when it's come to "Love". She can cry if her best friend is breaking up, and she can be over excited when her friend gets a new boyfriend who is a good looking and rich even it is nothing concerned her at all. You might be surprise to see that she is shy just because shies in love. More or less it will be in Pisces woman. She loves small animal and gifted in training animals. She has sixth senses and she can guess what will happen next, it's her nature. Even she has a good sixth senses, she can not pick or foreseen her own choice of lover. She can not tell if she meet a sincere guy or alone night stand guy. She likes to buy and pick her own cloths. She likes to dress cute and be cute.

Pisces woman tend to be a good looking woman and she has a nice skin. Her hands and feet are small and soft. Pisces woman loves to shop for shoes as if she collects them. She is a hot lady that everyone wants her. Whether she has a man in her life or not , she will never try to over power any man. It's not even in her thought. She thinks man can handle things better, and she will make her man feel that way. She is an easy going person, so being with her is easy. Shies a confident woman and likes to make people who stay with her happy. She knows how to please and how to comfort a man. If something is wrong, she will try to make other people belief that it's must be because of someone else, not because of her love one. She will not push her man to be ambition but to make him feel like he should be happy with the way he is now. She is happy with you for what you are now.

A Pisces woman , if she has a bad childhood, she will always remember it and it will make her a very unhappy person. She will pity herself and feel sorry for herself. She tends to hurt herself with out knowing it ands vulnerable to drugs (real drugs or just sleeping pills). She has many choices and you can never tell which path she going to take. If you love her , then hold her tight because she never knows why she did what she did or what she will do next. A complex character. You may think she is a shy innocent type and cannot hurt anyone, then you are wrong. You might think she is a fragile person who needs protection, wrong again. She has been through a lot, a tough cookie.

She is a dreamer and love the word "Love", so she is the type who will buy gift for anyone for any occasion, especially if it is a gift for wedding or an anniversary even for someone who she does not know swell. Be very careful if fall in love with Pisces woman. She can be a total different person before and after. She can be an angle before and later a witch, but everyone is not perfect, right? She will be soft and gentle most of the time, so not to worry. She is emotional and extremely sensitive when she frequently got hurt. She is the type who can cry her heart out. She can have a secret fear inside, when she says she doesn’t need anyone. She badly needs someone to protect her, but sometimes she can hide that feeling by being stubborn. She likes to hide her shyness anther weakness from her enemy. She does not like to follow any fixed rules. She can be a good housewife if you know how to handle her. Many men will ask to marry her because she is a 100% woman. If she wants to be sweet, she is a real angle.

2007-03-19 02:04:12 · answer #3 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 1 0

Letterman's Top Ten of why the Pisces woman has a crush on your dog and not you: 10. She knows the dog is not threatened by her intelligence. 9. The dog is brave enough to defend her. 8. You're too big to fit in her favorite purse. 7. The dog smells better. 6. The dog's house broken. 5. The dog had her at "Bark!" 4. You say "she has a crush on my dog and not me" as if that's a bad thing. 3. The dog didn't sniff the postman's crotch. 2. She knows it can do more than roll over and play dead. 1. The dog knows it's supposed to get back up again.

2016-03-16 22:54:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you would get a more accurate description with your exact time, date and place of birth

IN GENERAL

Pisces THE FISH - the sign of Compassion
The most idealistic, romantic and poetic sign, Pisceans can also be very sensitive to other people's feelings and emotions and act like a sponge to external influences. . Being loved is vital to their well-being. They are also creative and sensitive and can find beauty in the most unexpected places.

Get More from Life
Discover how to say No and take some time out from saving others to replenish your batteries.

Ideal Careers
Psychologist, social worker, vet, priest, counselor, artist, hospital worker, writer, photographer, spiritual healer.

Advice for Partners & Friends
A good idea - to accept that Pisces can change and that's okay. This sign is the most changeable in the zodiac and can go to extremes rapidly. Pisceans can take on everyone else's problems but also can find the their world becomes overwhelmed with the endless flow and change of psychic influences. A good reality check from time to time is vital.

Not so useful - sometimes it's hard to distinguish fact from fiction as the edges become blurred.

We love you at your Best ...
Piscean sensitivity means that they are wise to go with the intuition and hunches and can be outstanding in their perceptions. However, they are adept at creating myth and illusion too and make for great story tellers. Added to that, there is an innate creativity drawing on the unseen depths of the subconscious, as well as real connection to all sentient beings.
Pisces is an intuitive sign which can receive great inspiration. Pisceans are thus the natural mediums and mystics of the zodiac who can communicate their inner vision through either the arts or the sciences, or caring professions.

Artistic, kind, sympathetic, intuitive, visionary, sensitive, adaptable, receptive.

.... Difficult to Live With!
A sense of sacrifice can get out of hand when they adopt the 'poor me' attitude, using emotions to manipulate in a passive way. Also, there can sometimes be a sense of chaos in practical terms as the idea of a place for everything and everything in its place is a little alien to Pisceans. Sometimes, you may wonder if you really know your Piscean as acting comes naturally and the paradox of being many people in one is sometimes quite confusing.

Sun Signs You are most Compatible with
Pisces - totally bliss, like taking a warm bath together,
Libra - a fairy tale romance,
Taurus - an excellent match,
Leo - a romantic couple,
Scorpio - such fun and so tantalising too!

Sun Signs You are not so Compatible with
Sagittarius - so many problems,
Aquarius - lost in the depths,
Gemini - needs insight to understand each other,
Aries - total dedication required, or leave.

Your Opposite Sun Sign
is Virgo

Look deep into the eyes of a Pisces, and you will see a reflection of all that is good in humanity. She has a heart of gold, instilled with a deep intuition into the feelings of others. Pisces understands people's loves and losses, and can become overwhelmed with the weight of the world. Yearning for the ideal, she can get lost in a sea of imagination and fantasy.

There are two fishes in the Pisces soul - one of spirit and one of flesh, one who would give herself entirely for others, and one who struggles to live in a harsh reality. Because the Pisces must survive, she can be a very determined, even selfish individual, yet she can turn around and give of herself so completely that you will feel sure she is really an angel. The Pisces loves others with a selfless purity that demands that you give her the utmost respect, and she will suffer dearly without it.

If Pisces seems confused, dreamy, sleepy or lazy, it is because she can't decide which way to go - should she tend to her own needs, or take care of someone else? If she's lucky, she'll find a way to do both at once. The Pisces who can serve herself while helping others is truly blessed.

The Pisces is naturally spiritual, imaginative and artistic. Like a fish, she sometimes needs to find a quiet, peaceful grotto in which to hide. When you catch her, you can count on her to be the dearest friend, a devoted child or parent and the most compassionate and caring of individuals.

2007-03-19 02:36:55 · answer #5 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0 0

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2017-03-01 11:27:56 · answer #6 · answered by Marshall 3 · 0 0

One word :) SEXY ...

2007-03-19 07:16:28 · answer #7 · answered by Lorina 7 · 1 0

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