On Friday night, I stripped naked, painted myself bright orange broke into a couples house nearby and discreetly slipped under their bed until six o'clock (when they headed to the pub) when I removed myself from a puddle of my urine and faeces, and was back in my own house for Coronation Street. I am planning a similar escapade for this week. What supplies should I take.
2007-03-19 00:23:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Pies of course silly!!!
2007-03-19 20:25:58 · answer #1 · answered by wattie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not sure if you're after a "silly answer" or a "sensible one"?
Will attempt the latter - I recommend the best way to relieve your obvious boredom and low self esteem is to volunteer for work for the community during your spare time, instead of devoting your time and attention to the kind of things you describe. The fantasy antics you describe just make everybody reading your question conclude that you are puerile idiot, which I am sure you are NOT?.
Instead, if you use your surplus energy and brain power by volunteering to do valuable work for the community, such as hard-up OAPs in need, you will find you get a lot of personal satisfaction and will be respected by others, instead of being regarded as a "dimwit" in your community as you perhaps are at present?
I am waiving my consultation fee for this advice and good luck and best wishes for your future happiness..
2007-03-19 00:43:35 · answer #2 · answered by Wamibo 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Drinking so early on a Monday?
2007-03-19 00:27:49 · answer #3 · answered by jet-set 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take me with you, sounds like my ideal kind of night x
2007-03-19 00:57:19 · answer #4 · answered by Georgie 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
you could buy a bedpan from your local pharmacy and id take sum munchies in case ya get hungry, also mice sumtimes come in handy....
2007-03-19 00:29:58 · answer #5 · answered by Gina M 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your selfless acts of community spirit give me hope for the future. My god I admire you.
2007-03-19 00:33:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
well id bring a friend. if you can get away with those escapades with a friend, then i salute you.
2007-03-19 00:29:51 · answer #7 · answered by candi b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A straight jacket.
2007-03-19 00:30:13 · answer #8 · answered by Foxxy 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the people at the "centre" let you on the computer early today
2007-03-19 00:29:39 · answer #9 · answered by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
don't forget to bring a rope, torch and not to forget some beer
2007-03-19 00:33:54 · answer #10 · answered by popc 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋