Tried to escape a house party, but couldnt get through the front door. So I went into the back garden and attempted to climb over a fence. Instead i was stuck ontop of the fence, and then the security lights in the garden went on, and about 80 people saw me straddling a fence with my skirt around my hips.
Trying to make the best out of a bad situation I went 'Ye ha cowboy' And pretented to be riding a horse. After which I fell off the fence at the amusment of everyone!
2007-03-18 23:24:31
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answered by natasha * 4
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I was asked to loan some friends a large sum of money to do a drug deal at 4 in the morning. I was drunk but still had enough sense to tell them I was not giving them the money. So we all piled into the car and drove to Tacoma WA, to purchase 2500 pills of extacy. I brought my shotgun and my SKS. Upon arrival at the hotel I secured my shotgun down my pant leg and partially in my shirt. I had to walk into the lobby with a stiff leg being evident I was concealing something. I approached the front desk **** faced drunk and tossed 1000 dollars rubber banded up on the counter and asked if we could rent a room for a few hours. A friend quickly took over the conversation and directed me toward the rest of the party. Bla Bla I ended up coming to in the room, I realized this was ******* insane. "We have to get the hell out of here." Everyone was exhausted and someone through me the keys to one of the 2 cars. I took the gun down the back stairs and tossed it in the bushes. It was now almost noon and there was a restaurant in the same parking lot. I got the car and parked next to the building and the bushes. I popped the trunk and saw the fully loaded SKS. All I could think is WTF am I doing. I grabbed the shotgun and put it in the trunk and speed away. The freeway was a few hundred yards to my left apparently. I took a right. OK I will sum up the rest____LOST___engine___seized____tossed guns in woods_____hitchhike______had to go to work by 7pm ___paid 100$ to get home__girlfriend back to guns police at car__I was on probation at time had no licence and a DUI pending.
2007-03-18 23:19:46
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answered by Anonymous
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Rented a car and traveled Southern Spain for 2 weeks.
2007-03-18 23:26:00
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answered by Anonymous
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Walked through a night club nude for a bet .
Later I was given six girls phone numbers .
The good thing it was for charity and we raised over 1400 pounds and thats not all.
2007-03-18 23:23:57
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answered by Anonymous
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Getting married :)
2007-03-18 23:20:22
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answered by mujdad 2
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sat on top of a whale carcass and took pictures while sharks were having a feeding frenzy
2007-03-18 23:19:35
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answered by Anonymous
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Jumped 10,000 feet from a plane for my 21st birthday, never felt so free in my life! lol
2007-03-18 23:20:24
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answered by chloe 3
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I paid my savante cousin to talk for 10 minutes.....he'll make me a fortune and i charged him a dollar hahaha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJwy3_EUlLo
2007-03-18 23:20:59
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answered by Anonymous
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Got married!
2007-03-18 23:22:20
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answered by I'm Not Lost 3
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joined the foreign legion then went awol after two years lol
2007-03-18 23:19:55
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answered by darren p 2
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