2007-03-18 22:58:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
why did the chicken cross the road?
because it was depressed :D
w t f....
2007-03-18 23:27:05 · answer #1 · answered by J o h n 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A girl with mental disability walked past a man. Suddenly he stopped her and said,
Man: Hey girl, please climb on the mango tree and pluck some mangoes for me, I'll give you 5 bucks.
So the girl did as she was told and went home to tell her mum everything that happened. But her mum got angry and said,
Mum: You stupid girl! He didn't want those mangoes! He just wants to see your underwear!
The next day same thing happened and this time the man gave her 10 bucks. She went home and told her mum again. Her mum scolds her but she answered,
Girl: But mum! You said he just wants to see my underwear, so I took them off.
2007-03-19 06:05:40 · answer #2 · answered by FloralLover 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Okay, but this is not about you because I don't know you yet.
You can Lead a Whore to Water but you Cannot Make Her Think!!
@80)
2007-03-19 06:03:19 · answer #3 · answered by Dovey 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What did the cowboy say when he saw the Indians coming?
Here come the Indians.
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2007-03-19 06:04:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat, her shadow weighs 500 lbs.
2007-03-19 06:02:42 · answer #5 · answered by Andrew 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When life gives you lemons...
slice one and garnish a margarita with it.
2007-03-19 08:10:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You look really cute.Now,have that broad smile on your face.
Have a great day!
2007-03-19 06:02:23 · answer #7 · answered by Sheeth 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What ever you do, dont forget to look under your bed tonight.
2007-03-19 06:03:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
tom and jerry
2007-03-19 06:04:21 · answer #9 · answered by Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
2007-03-19 06:01:59 · answer #10 · answered by askandanswer 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋