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He is not exactly big/tough, So are his loud f@rting days over (Think about it) or is that just an urban myth about what goes on in mens prisons. Cheers.

2007-03-18 22:51:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

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His loud farting days are over, from now on it will be a soft breath of wind, hahaha, that is a funny one.

2007-03-18 22:54:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The sad truth is not so nice. It is that this guy, when in prison, will come into contact daily with other convicted criminal males who will all boast to one another about what they got their "porridge" for, the mistake they made that got them "nicked", and advise about how to avoid making such mistakes and not getting nicked in future. The big message will be crime can pay well if you do it cleverly, which is just what a "Jack the lad" will feel proudest about and thoroughly enjoy.

That is why prison is often called "the university of crime".

Be warned, the guy in your village will feel prouder and tougher when he gets out, and is perhaps able to line his pockets dishonestly and "more successfully", without getting caught next time, such as by conning you out of every Penny you've worked hard for, so he can enjoy a life of luxury as a "higher grade Jack the Lad" at the expense of decent honest trusting people like yourself .

2007-03-19 06:25:02 · answer #2 · answered by cimex 5 · 1 1

it depends on what you've done or which prison you've gone to,but generally if he was just a big mouth and a bully on the outside,then he would be sussed out inside of 5 mins and then taken down a peg or two inside of 10 mins. and no,its not a myth, but it is'nt widespread either. lets just hope he was in the wrong nick at the wrong time hey?

2007-03-19 06:59:37 · answer #3 · answered by lisa 2 · 1 0

It depends on this persons age, rape, or sex between men in prison does happen, but mostly in Adult prisons to the point they can have free condoms, but in a young offenders it is very rare, and most that i know of are in single cells,

2007-03-19 14:17:12 · answer #4 · answered by ringo711 6 · 0 0

being a girl and never having been to prison...male or female ones i couldnt answer that with fact....but honestly i wouldnt say its a myth at all....not when you think what some of those guys are in there for

2007-03-19 05:55:25 · answer #5 · answered by deni 5 · 0 2

Penetration wouldn't interfere with farting, I don't think. From the point of view of sexual health. Although I have heard it gives diarrhoea.

2007-03-19 05:54:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

It might be making of him, even pushing back.

Or it might just teach him a lesson.

2007-03-19 05:55:09 · answer #7 · answered by dsclimb1 5 · 1 0

they love new fish
& he'll b in demand with the closet/gay & desperate.
yep his farting competition days r sadly over.

2007-03-19 06:02:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He's in trouble if he's sure got "a purtty mouth"

2007-03-19 06:03:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

if he keeps his mouth shut and doesn't drop his soap in the shower he may keep his vir#@ty ha ha ha

2007-03-19 05:55:52 · answer #10 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 1 0

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