Name five funny things to do to your spouse........?

Question

"MAKE IT FUN!!!"
And Be CrEaTiVe!!!

XOXOXOX... Those are rather nice, but I said Funny! LOL! I got those covered, I just need funny!!!

I will purchase some hand cuffs asap!!! LOL!

LOL! This was fun... Some great ideas.. Keep the coming...

Answer 1

5.Plan their demise
4.Write out the blueprints
3.Put the plan into action
2.Burn blueprints
1.DESTROY!!!!

*Do not try this at home, kids.

Answer 2

you comprehend you're a Redneck whilst... one million. you're taking your canines for a stroll and additionally you the two use the comparable tree. 2. you are able to entertain your self for extra suitable than quarter-hour with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has no longer left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your backyard fairly than mow it. 5. you think of "The Nutcracker" is a few thing you do off the intense dive. 6. The Salvation military declines your furnishings. 7. You supply to offer somebody the shirt off your back and that they do no longer choose it. 8. you have the close by taxidermist on velocity dial. 9. you come back back from the sell off with extra suitable than you took. 10. you maintain a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your spouse can climb a tree swifter than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas checklist. 13. you maintain flea and tick cleansing soap in the bathe. 14. you have been in touch in a custody combat over a looking canines. 15. You circulate to the inventory automobile races and don't choose a application. sixteen. you comprehend what number bales of hay your automobile will carry. 17. you have a rag for a gasoline cap. 18. your place does not have curtains, yet your truck does. 19. You ask your self how provider stations shop their restroom's so sparkling. 20. you are able to spit with out beginning your mouth. 21. you communicate your vehicle plate customized because of the fact your father made it. 22. Your lifetime objective is to possess a fireworks stand. 23. you have an entire set of salad bowls and that all of them say "Cool Whip" on the area. 24. the biggest city you have ever been to is Walmart. 25. Your working television sits on suitable of your non-working television. 26. you have used your ironing board as a buffet table. 27. A tornado hits your community and does $one hundred,000 well worth of advancements. 28. you have used a bathroom brush to scratch your back. 29. You ignored your 5th grade commencement when you consider which you have been on jury accountability. 30. you think of quickly nutrition is hitting a deer at sixty 5. 31. in the journey that your genealogy does not branch.....

Answer 3

1. Wrestle in a kiddie pool full of jello in your undergarments.
2. Get some of your friends to act as cops, and "arrest" him for something, then after he has a heart attack, tell him it was all a joke.
3. Throw an ice bucket on them on a Saturday morning
4. Put whip cream on teir hand, then tickle their nose with a feather.
5. Tickle them unsuspectedly

=)

Answer 4

Send him a big balloon bouquet at work for no reason.
Leave naughty messages on the bathroom mirror (I do this when I leave for a business trip).
Create a scavenger hunt that leads to something silly - like the tv with a copy of their favorite movie.
Move all your money from one bank acct to another - I totally enjoy this one! My hubby is a bankaholic and has way too many bank accts, so I transfer his money around to keep him on his toes. :-)
Ask your spouse if they want to get laid, then give them a lei and a smile.

Answer 5

1) Intentionally shrink his pants so he thinks he's gaining weight (thanks, AKA Annie).

2) Put tiny holes in the ends of his socks, so by the end of the day, his toes are poking through.

3) Sew shut the opening in his boxers.

4) Replace one meal a week with "Mystery Meat".

5) Sign him up for a subscription to "Ladies Home Journal", and leave the magazines out where his friends can see his name on the label.

Answer 6

Burn them a CD of all their favorite music
Cook them their favorite meal, and serve by candelight
Have a picnic on your bed
Give them a massage
Go to the X-rated store and buy toys and dress up clothes

Answer 7

Sit next to them and just stare at them until they ask "what
then say noting I'm just admiring you!

Talk in a weird accent and dance around them.

Goose them unexpectedly ( It really makes my husband mad, then he smiles)

talk in a sexy voice and do a dirty little dance in frumpy clothing

dress up in a superhero costume ( Use the things you have laying around) and just act like nothings different. ( I use my night mask, put underwear over you jeans/pants, tuck your shirt in your pants and bulk your arms up with towels or something)

Answer 8

1)Paint each others toe nails....
2)feed each other jello with our fingers..
3)watch a scary movie"s in the dark by candle light..
4)play hid n seek..
5)have a who"s is louder farting contest..

Answer 9

tickle her
put her head in my armpit
sing stupid made up songs about her
dance provacative in the kitchen while i'm making my food.
i make a face that reminds her of a lama.. she seems to like that

Answer 10

throw her/him into a trash can head first.
scream ''STOP STALKING ME FREAK'' as loud as you possibly can in the middle of a shopping centre.
ask them to start gym.he he get it?
cook them a 3 course meal.
buy them a pet snake