My 4 year old cousin didn't know better when she decided she wanted another kids packet of chips during play time.
She used to always come home with lunch or snacks we never packed that morning until her teacher caught her.
She's so adorable and had a good talking to so that she doesn't steal some other poor kids lunch.
2007-03-18 16:18:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My friends 3 and 4 year old found some of his old albums in the back of his closet playing hide and go seek. The pulled them out and said, "look at these giant cd's ". Priceless.
2007-03-18 16:26:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
January 20th, 2007. I am in the hospital, holding my newborn baby boy. My older children came to see us. They are 6 female, 7 male and 9 male.
My darling 6 year old daughter says to me," So, the next time we have a baby, it will be a girl right?"
I looked at her daddy and smiled. I turned to her and replied," No honey, mommy is going to have a special operation and we wont be having more babies."
That's when my 7 year old son says," Oh! Your going to get your balls cut off!" Just then, a nurse walked in. So, we all laughed!
~ A few months prior, we had the family dog neutered, and my wonderful 13 year old nephew informed my boys that neutering means getting your balls cut off! Thanks hon!
2007-03-18 23:30:59 · answer #2 · answered by Wendy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Once when my son was 3, I was in the other room at the computer. I kept hearing him say something over and over and over. So I stopped typing and listened. He was in there saying "F*ck...f*ck...f*ck...f*ck...". I thought for sure that's not what he was saying. I called him into where I was. I asked him what he was saying. He looked at me very seriously (I'm not kidding) and said, "I said f*ck." I almost fell out of the chair. I sent him to go tell Daddy what he said. Daddy was in the bathroom somewhere else in the house. A few minutes later my husband came out and said, "Jack just knocked on the bathroom door and told me he said f*ck. I asked him where he heard it and he said 'Mommy'." Oops, busted. A reminder to watch my mouth.
2007-03-18 23:29:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I volunteer at a private school once a week and once I heard one of the kingergarteners say to his teacher, "Teacher, last night, my mom and dad were doing nasty stuff" lol.
2007-03-18 23:22:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A buddy of mine has two friends he went to college with. One of them taught their six year old to slap his hands between his legs and yell "Suck it!".
It's bent, but hilarious when he does it.
2007-03-18 23:25:14 · answer #5 · answered by Max 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my youngest dropped the F-bomb when she tripped once.I need to watch my mouth more often
2007-03-18 23:24:12 · answer #6 · answered by ICEMAN 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋