Why does my underwear turn a dark brown only a couple hours of wearing them?

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You need to quit pulling out in front of trains.

2007-03-18 16:11:00 · answer #1 · answered by M00ND0CT0R 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋

wash your underneath properly before putting on the underwear.

2007-03-18 23:13:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋

Maybe someone keeps slipping brown paint in there? I'm sure it's not your fault.

2007-03-18 23:11:28 · answer #3 · answered by TJ 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋

maybe your but is dirty and if you sweat then theres a brown stain or else....you like took a dump in your pants or something

2007-03-18 23:10:17 · answer #4 · answered by danelihpantalones;; 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋

I don't know, maybe you have a prolapsed rectum or just prefer to poop all over yourself.

2007-03-18 23:49:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋

Sounds like a "shart" to me....get it?

2007-03-19 00:18:35 · answer #6 · answered by emaaaazing! 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋

Wet farts?

2007-03-18 23:11:21 · answer #7 · answered by It All Matters.~☺♥ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋