okay there's this obnoxious kid in my classes who calls me skinny, disgusting, and anerexic. i am very skinny because of my high metabolism. i am not anerexic though so can anyone think of good comebacks?
2007-03-18 15:09:28 · 7 answers · asked by sallymander 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Tell him "he's just jealous cuz you can eat a whole meat lovers pizza and never gain a pound"
2007-03-18 15:13:54 · answer #1 · answered by all unknowing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try laughing delicately and saying, "How amusing", then walking away still chuckling to yourself elegantly. It baffles people completely. If you are aren't insulted, then it's not an insult.
You could also laugh delicately, say "How amusing!", and then continue by saying in a sympathetic, confiding sort of tone, "It's quite alright, dear; I already understand, from your language and behaviour, that you come from a lower-class background. You don't need to make it any clearer than you have already, and you truly have my sympathy". Continue with walking away, this time sighing sadly but distantly.
If you use 'comebacks', you are entering a battle. If you don't enter into battle, then you can never lose and eventually this person will get sick of trying to start arguments that never happen. Also, if you choose to Name That Drama, then it loses its power over you. Naming the Drama is done by looking this person in the eye, standing up straight, and saying something loudly and clearly like, "You are trying to intimidate me and make me dislike myself. You are doing this to hide the fact that you don't like yourself. What you are trying to do is not working and you are making yourself look and sound like an ***. Your comments are not bothering me; but you sound ridiculous."
Then walk away, neither laughing nor sighing, but confident and proud of yourself. Foolproof. Good luck!
2007-03-18 23:12:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just turn it around on him and start telling him you're sick of him taking so much interest in you, and no you will never ever consider going out with him and he should stop fantasising about you in class. Use enough volume for it to be embarrassing.
2007-03-18 22:22:59 · answer #3 · answered by Kble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is He/She fat per chance? I'm pretty skinny myself, and I've noticed that anyone who criticized my body out of the blue was usually...well...let's say horizontally gifted. If so, just call them out on it.
2007-03-18 22:13:31 · answer #4 · answered by M L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The classic "one-finger salute."
2007-03-18 22:14:08 · answer #5 · answered by Gordon Freeman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ignore the kid.
Or a nice 'F You' works wonders.
2007-03-18 22:12:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be like "well at least I don't smell like douche."
2007-03-18 22:13:05 · answer #7 · answered by NONAME 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋