Farted and everyone heard!
I was biting the tip off of a super glue tube because it was clogged. Well, it unclogged in my mouth and all over my teeth. My lips were stuck to my teeth!
2007-03-18 14:52:35
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answered by Pom♥Mom Spay and Neuter 7
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I really have 2 i once farted in front of the class bending over for a eraser and everyone heard it. And i was walking back from a vocational class and fell in a hole infront of about 200 people.
2007-03-18 15:00:08
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answered by Twister 4
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Years ago, I went in to work and left my car engine running. I discovered it when I went out for lunch. Luckily, it was cold outside, so the engine didn't overheat. But I sure did take a lot of teasing about it for a long time!
2007-03-18 14:53:41
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answered by Terri J 7
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I once had a dream that I was walking along an embankment, that overlooked the highway, in the nude. When I woke up the next morning, I woke up in that condition and couldn't find what I had worn to bed.
2007-03-18 15:02:20
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answered by Anonymous
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Let's see...there was the time that I took too much laxative one night and the next day I pooped in my pants and you could see a big wet spot down there. Yes, I think that would have to be it.
2007-03-18 14:55:59
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answered by Mr. Blue 2
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I farted on a first date, right off the bat. I also farted on one of the first days of school every year through college. My body lives to embarass me.
2007-03-18 14:55:13
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answered by Yomi 4
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When i was young in swimming lessons, I tried to be a show-off by jumping up onto the instructors surf board while she was still instructing us. My bathing suit didn't think it was a good idea and failed to make the trip.
2007-03-18 14:55:07
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answered by Sizzle 2
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A few days ago...during my schools fundraising week. I was in a race with another guy in my grade(during our battle of the sexes) we had a eat an entire stick of butter plain...i swear i was so close to throwing up..
2007-03-18 14:53:58
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answered by Airy09 2
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Seriously.. the other day.. I was walking too close to another woman..and I learned my lesson...NEVER WALK CLOSELY BEHIND A WOMAN ABOUT THE SAME HEIGHT AS YOU WHO SWINGS HER ARMS WHILE SHE WALKS...yup I got it right in the crown jewels on her backswing..but actually she was far more embarrased than I was.
2007-03-18 14:58:13
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answered by HarveyB 7
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discovered pornography in a magazine during class while working on a school project. I tried to hide it, but the entire class saw it anyways...
2007-03-18 14:54:10
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answered by Anonymous
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