I have been married for 10 years, how and where do I have my wife replaced for a new one?

Answer 1

Welllll.....you could try to take her back on warranty.....but they will more than likely tell you it was owner abuse. Guess about all you can do is restore her. A few flowers now and then should get the twinkle back in her eyes.....a few I love yous should get the heart back on track.....a day at the spa will help with the dish pan hands...and....now here is the biggie.....MANY hugs for NO reason other than YOU want to will get her purrrrrin like new.

Answer 2

when she leaves for the day just remove all her pictures and all of her clothes and all her papers and personal affects. Change the locks on the doors and bribe the neighbors to go along with your story. Your story is that you have never seen her in your life and don't know what she is talking about. You have never been married and if you ever were she isn't even your type. It usually takes 3 to 4 months of her crying outside your window but they always get the hint sooner or later. And don't feel so bad, after all you have to have your happiness,it's not like she can't find an abandoned shed somewhere.

Answer 3

So basically, you're saying that you are a great husband and she is the one that needs to be replaced. Maybe its been a long time since you have looked in the mirror and realized that you are not so perfect in your marriage and that you have not been keeping your end of the bargain (ie marriage). If you don't like who she is now, but did before, look and see if you have done everything you possibly can to make her happy. Chances are, you haven't because if you could make her happy back then and she could make you happy back then, then its possible again, you both just haven't tried enough or in the right way.

Answer 4

Now what is wrong with you? After 10 years you think the grass is greener next door? You just might have to miss a good thing before it's gone. Talk to her and tell her what your problem is before you go messing around and find yourself in a messy divorce where all you have left is the clothes on your back, and a box full of bills.

Answer 5

LMAO! Turn back the hands of time if you can and have it replaced with tag but if not, ask your wife to replace you instead coz I'm sure you're replaceable without further question :P

Answer 6

Ten years and you want to exchange her for a younger model. I hope your wife reads this and replaces you for a better model because obviously she has been cheated for 10 years with a loser.

Answer 7

Listen buddy, if I were your wife, I would throw you out in the garbage like yesterdays newspaper and replace you instead of you replacing her. You want to replace your wife? What nerve you have! What a dispicable person you are. I hope she finds out what you want to do and files for divorce and throws you out bag and baggage and you are homeless.

Answer 8

First of all why do you want to replace your wife with a new one? If you replace her is it okay for her to replace you with a new guy???? What has she done to deserve this and does she know that you are not happy with her anymore? You sound selfish.

Answer 9

After 10 years of breaking each other in, you want to start all over again? With her at least you know what you have, the next one might be worse than the one you have !!! The old grass is greener over the septic tank scenario.

Answer 10

You mean you didn't hear about the 10 year old Husband recall?

If I were her, I would have you replaced with a much stronger, longer lasting, considerate Husband who doesn't post his immature comments on the internet. Your kind have glitches!