If someone tells you you need to "find Jesus", do you...?

Question

ever tell them "Find him yourself. I didn't know he was lost. Maybe he's hanging out with that Waldo dude."

haha, I have.

Answer 1

No because I dont' want to go to Hell faster than I already am. =)

Answer 2

You could tell them they found his tomb not so long ago. Then you can ask them if they speak and read ancient Latin, Greek and Roman and other ancient languages to study ancient texts. You can have faith that you will win the game because you practiced. But believing in something you know nothing about is just plain gullibility.

Answer 3

I really, REALLY hate when people try to impose their religion on me. When someone tells me that I need to "find Jesus" or "get some Jesus in my life", I usually respond with "Well, I would, but I don't think He'd approve of all the black magic I'm doing in my spare time."

Answer 4

No but rarely do people tell me to find him that way, usually they try to befriend me, get to know something about me and tell me how Jesus has helped them in their life.

I in turn tell them how them how The Goddess has helped me the same way and if she had ever had a son he would be exactly like their Jesus.

Answer 5

i did. he was having dinner with twelve guys eating supper. they didnt have any more room at the table so i had to stop by mcdonalds. some guy named judas came in and paid withtwelve pieces of silver.

Answer 6

Oh Jesus? He lives next door to me with his wife and children :D

Actually typically I walk away or tell them off............

Answer 7

No. I've always told people that I've always had Jesus, and that God had me first, because I'm one of God's creations.

Answer 8

I say, "I can't find something that I never could see in the first place."

Answer 9

I'd say maybe i already have, and stop telling me what to do!

Answer 10

I say I didn't realize He was missing!