or more about me and Matt Dillon♥?(Please) These are the phrases that need to be included. I can hardly wait!!
1. Is there a doctor in the house??
2. OMG....I must have entered the Garden of Eden.
3. Yep. That's do-able!
4. A little smile. A little laugh. A U.S. Marshal in my bath.
5. Kitty...you and me...tomorrow ...showdown. Winner gets cutie pie!
6. Horndog finally got her Cowboy! (Thank GOD!)
2007-03-18 12:27:19 · 2 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My friend Sunshine just called! OMG wait till I tell you....All that happened to her...You won't believe it!
She decided to go away this weekend, and went to a very deserted get away, far off in no mans land...Or so she thought.
She rented herself a cozy cabin...Oh Sunshine was really living high on the hog...Just relaxing...Hmmmm.....She was loving it.
Later that evening she decided to take a stroll in the full moon...she sees a tall man, my he appears naked. Sunshine I say on the phone what did you do? She replies Chola I am not shy I had to go see him....Oh I have to know the rest...Keep talking Sunshine, I am going to just listen I will not interupt you...I am all excited to hear all this...I can't take it...I wait with bated breath for her to continue!
OMG....I must have entered the Garden of Eden.
What? What? OH Sunshine who was it?...I have to know.
It was Matt Dillon....No I am in shock....Is there a doctor in the house?? Hell I need one....Ok, Ok I will try not to interupt....But I have to ask Sunshine did you jump all over him....Oh yes she responds...I took all my clothes off as well and said hey Matt baby are you ready to handle a real woman...One that knows what to do, how to do it, and is hot and ready for you...Well are you Matt...Sunshine waits a moment then hears Matt...Yep. That's do-able!
Do able alright they were out there till daylight...Both were exhausted...Matt had never had sex like that in his life...He could hardly speak...He is so weak...Oh Sunshine I need a hot bath...To keep up with a hot woman like you.
They enter the cabin...Sunshine runs Matt a hot bath, filled with her favorite fragrance..Nothing sexier than reminding your man of how good you smell...Matt sinks deep in the warm bath, as worn out as he is he cannot help but say...Oh Sunshine I wish you were in here soaping my sore muscles...You know what muscle don't you my hot women? He then gives her a smile and a wink.
There is not a happier or more fulfilled woman on the planet...She is going to make her Matt the best breakfast he ever ate...Then well she maybe is his dessert later...Hmmm.... She then prepares breakfast all the while she is singing....
A little smile. A little laugh. A U.S. Marshall in my bath.
Matt comes out of the bath, Sunshine finds out he is not a shy one...He is naked...Oh breakfast smells good he exclaims...
But Sunshine you look good enough to eat...But I will deal with that later my wild hot filly!
Oh Sunshine I have to butt in now, I am on the edge of my seat...While she tells me all...I have to ask...Sunshine what about that Miss Kitty?
I was just about to tell you about her...You will not believe she had Festus track Matt...There she was at my door...Oh she got a eye full when I let her in...Matt was layed out naked on the sofa...I had just given him a hot oil massage..So he was at attention if you know what I mean, he had his pistol and his love gun ready....OMG I gasped...What did you say to that worn out looking Miss Kitty?...I have to know come on Sunshine spit it out...Ok Chola...I let her have it....
Kitty...you and me ...tomorrow...showdown. Winner gets cutie pie!
Oh no I say you didn't shoot her...Sunshine you will go to jail even if Matt is the Marshall!
I can hear a smirk in her voice...no...I did not have to shoot her. She shot herself...she went to grab Matt...he told her no Kitty I am staying with Sunshine! Never have I been with such a women...I cannot let her go...She is my Eve and I am her Adam...That was all it took...Kitty grabbed Matts pistol...And shot herself...Right between those huge false eyelashes!
Sunshine then tells me, her and Matt brought Kitty back to Dodge for her burial. It was a sad time...for all...
But life goes on!
Horndog finally got her Cowboy! (Thank God)
I had to add a little humor to our phone conversation....I say horndog...More like hornydog got her cowboy...And knows how to treat his love gun!
Oh we both are laughing....Then Sunshine says gotta go Chola..Time to spit shine Matts pistol!
2007-03-18 17:28:06 · answer #1 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kitty was busily working getting everything ready for busness as usual at the Longbranch, when a young boy entered the Longbranch rather hesitantly. Miss Kitty met him at the door, and the young boy replied, telegram. She thanked him, and turned away. She had not seen Matt for over a week and had doubts of ever seeing him again.After she read the message, she fainted and fell to the floor. Someone yelled "is Doc in the house?", someone ran to Docs office, and when he arrived Kitty was standing at the bar, crying in her rot gut.
Kitty handed Doc the telegram, which read
"Kitty...you and ..me..tomorrow...showdown...
Winner gets cutie pie!"
Meanwhile, Sunshine had bought a large spread, right outside of Dodge. She
wanted to surprise Matt. Sunshine knew that Matt should be getting back to town very soon. She had been out in the barn, milking the cow and was coming back into the house, when she heard a strange sound coming from the bathroom. She sat down the milk bucket and walked slowly towards the door. With the utmost caution, she began to slowly push the bathroom door open. Much to her surprise...A little smile...came across her face. A Little laugh..and she ran across the room and hopped into the bathtub. A U.S. Marshall in my bath...my! my! my! as she reached and gave him a great big kiss.
OMG...I must have entered the Garden of Eden...Matt once and for all, will you be mine. Matt smiled a sheepish little grin and said Sunshine, I thought you would never ask!
Sunshine, Matt said ...I don't want no trouble between you and Kitty. Won't you just go and talk to her, in a lady like fashion.
Yep, said Sunshine, that's do-able! Anything for you!!
After a short and sweet conversation between Sunshine and Miss Kitty, Sunshine heard Miss Kitty say. That Horndog finally got her Cowboy!
(Thank God!)
2007-03-18 20:42:50 · answer #2 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋