take away from people actually answering REAL questions. So people, after you read this go answer their questions!
Joke I found on a website: NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE
What a drag it is getting old...
When I went to the bar tonight, I noticed this old boy about 75-80 years sitting all alone in the corner and he was crying over his cocktail.
I stopped and asked him what was wrong.
He said: "I have a 22 year old lover at home. I met him a month or so ago, right here in this very bar!" He continued; "He makes love to me every morning and then he makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground, brewed coffee."
I said: "Well, then why are you crying?"
He said: "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then he makes love to me half the afternoon."
I said: "Well, so why are you crying?"
He said: "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then he makes love to me until 2:00 am."
I said: "Well
2007-03-18 11:42:34 · 6 answers · asked by Shorty 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
for goodness sakes! Why in the world would you be CRYING!"
And he said: "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!"
If you guys like it I can keep posting a couple jokes but I don't want to make anyone mad for posting in the wrong sections... tell me what you think.
2007-03-18 11:43:13 · update #1
Heres another one too:
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"
"What dear?" She asked gently.
"I think you bring me bad luck."
2007-03-18 11:44:14 · update #2
hehehe
Love 'em !!
Keep posting please...
;)
2007-03-18 12:18:05 · answer #1 · answered by Tasty-BOY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I liked the second one! Hilarious!
2007-03-18 13:02:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! Funny as hell! I'd cry too. poor old man.
2007-03-18 12:37:32 · answer #3 · answered by pjonkml 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.......That 2nd one was hella funny, you really should keep on posting........thanks for the laugh!!!
2007-03-18 12:37:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
enjoyable
2007-03-18 11:51:36 · answer #5 · answered by alex m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
2007-03-19 11:23:56 · answer #6 · answered by S.F. Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋