Your favorite funny commercial is which one? Mine is...?

Question

Actually two: The first one is the Nextel one where two guys are tracking GPS dots, & are pestered by an annoying guy. Then all of a sudden a Black Man eating chocolate cake, appears from around the corner. "Who's agitating my dots? You agitating my dots?"

Funny as hell on SO many levels to me!!! ljtai (laughing just thinking about it)

The other one isn't national so all of you might not have seen it: It's from comcast cable. There are two turtles, one male, the other, female. The male is pushing something across the grass, I think it's a satellite. The female tells him to push it, he tells her; "You, push it! You push it real, good!"

Hilarious!!!

Well, since you know what silly corny things make me laugh, it's time to come clean about your favorite funny commercials....

Answer 1

I love the comcast "Slow-skies" ads. I always crack up when the turtle says to his wife "You push it.... You push it REAL GOOD"

I also like the ad where the Oriental guy walks into the men's room singing "Tryin to get to you and that booty" Then he starts to really belt out the song then another guy walks in on him and he abruptly stops singing and cuts loose with a very "sheepish" "Oh hi"
That one gets me every time I see it!

Great question, by the way!

Answer 2

There is this car commercial I have not seen in a few years, but this person gets in and farts not knowing that there are other people in the back seat. It had me laughing so hard I couldn't stop the tears from coming.

I also like the one where the brother and sister have the same five in their cell phones and the dad tells his daughter to get uglier friends.

Answer 3

I LOVE all of the superbowl commercials! They are so0o0o funny! One of the funniest commercials is the one where theres 2 guys working under a car ( like on its engine or whatever) and they come and sit up a little bit and 1 of the guys opens a snickers bar. He puts the tip of it in his mouth and the other guy starts leaning in to get the snickers bar. now there is a guy at each end of the bar and eventually they eat enough of it to where they kiss a little bit. The guys stand up in shock and one says " Quick! do something manly!" and they both rip their shirts off and pull of chest hair and scream in pain, its really funny!!!

Answer 4

My favorite commercial is for a granola bar...the tag line is Chewy stops the chatter.

It has a little girl coming out from sunday service and going up to the pastor and saying,"I thought you were going to talk ALL DAY!"

Another has a little girl answering the phone. you can't hear who's on the other line but the girls says:
"No, she's in the shower..."
"No, he's in there with her..."

After that, a voice comes on saying "Chewy stops the chatter" and shows the kids eating granola bars. Hilarious.

I also like on that I saw in a magazine that has 4 cats lined up next to the litter box.
Kitty one: "Ok, who's been using the plant?
Kitty two: "Not me, I promise"
Kitty three: "No it's this new Tidy cat formula with crystals!"
Kitty four:"Oh, we aren't supposed to use the plant???"

The last one is an old Miller Lite commercial.

There's this big gruff looking guy lying on the floor with a little tiny kitten in his hands. he's holding the kitten right up to his face and saying" Who's my furry little moustache man??? Is it you, is it you???" His friends find him lying there with his cat...Oh, I wish you could have seen their faces...then a voice says "It's Miller time!"

Answer 5

the single from Zoot. The advert says no longer something interior the commencing up-- as in, there is not any "merchandising" in contact. there's a father in a food market together with his son. The son is approximately, oh, 5. And he says he needs candy, and places it into dad's trolley. Dad takes it out. The boy says "i prefer sweeties!" and places it back. Dad greater intentionally eliminates it, and the boy starts off having an absolute greater healthful... screaming, throwing food around, mendacity on the floor kicking and screeching... people all around them are finding at them with important disdain. the father looks drained. Then, onto the show come the words: "Use condoms." and then the style call-- Zoot. that's the final advert ever!!!

Answer 6

The Bud Light one where a guy and a girl are driving down the road and come upon a gnarly looking guy holding a 12-pk of Bud Light and a hatchet. The guy says, "Hey, he's got Bud Light!" The girl looks horrified and says, "He's got a hatchet!!" To which the guy replies, "I'm sure there's an explanation..." while stops to let the guy in....Next scene, they come upon another really gnarly looking guy holding a chainsaw and a 12-pk of Bud Light. Again, he says, "Hey, he's got Bud Light!" Then there's a pause and the first gnarly guy, who's now in the back seat with his beer and hatchet looks horrified and says, "And a CHAINSAW!!"

Too funny...

Answer 7

Mine is the Happy Cows from California
Foster Farm Chickens
The Buckle up Dummies
The Six Flag Commercial the dancing old guy
Thats all for now!

Answer 8

The windex commerical. The two black birds sitting watching the man at the pool. One rings the door and goes back around and shuts the glass door. Guy answers door, no one there, walks back, slams into glass door. I LOVE THAT ONE!!!

Answer 9

The top 5 commercial where that guy's girlfriend calls his friend and the 'secret lovers' song start playing.

Answer 10

The one About how they have to tell their date they have to pass gas and it 's gonna kill them if they do it right there, and it's so bad they'll have to go out- side to do it, and the room would be like contaminated for hours if she did it right there.
The Guys face kills me- when she says this and then she get's up and goes out-side to Smoke He A Cigarette.