I was once ranked expert in bungee jumping, among the elite in the sport.
One day the band snapped on the return stroke and, like a whiplash, I was sent hurtling at a terrifying speed toward my ultimate doom. I thought I was a goner for sure.
Then, out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of something. I reached out, and engulfed it in my arms. There I was, on the side of the road, hanging on for dear life. Thank God that mailbox was there.
Oh, I forget to mention. I did HORIZONTAL bungee jumping. What you think I'm nuts? You ain't gonna get me to jump from no freaking bridge.
My buddies and I ran back and forth on country roads attached to a large rubber band.
Man, that farmer was p^ssed when I creamed his mailox.
2007-03-18
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