How many of you out there...???

Question

Have acted like a complete idiot in public. Be honest...it happens! Where was it and what did you do??? Best idiotic performance wins!

Oh I'm sorry Black Parade, I didn't know that you don't have a life.

Answer 1

Ok. One day my bf and I were out in a restaurant and had just finished eating. He is the jokester type. So he stood up real quick and yelled "what do u mean it's not my baby!!!"
I played along with him and made up some crazy story about inviting the Fed Ex man in. It was hilarious.
We laughed our a--es off all day!!

Answer 2

Okay. here's the scene:
It's spring of Grade 9, and we have a music concert coming up. the big final one. Now I knew that I would be moving at the end of June, so I had already been making myself as much of a reputation as I could so people would remember me long after I was gone.
Now with this in mind, I volunteered for a special job during our last song. It was a silly song with three kazoo soloists, ( I was the most sought after one) Mid-way through the song, the band stops and soloist one does her thing. A nice, well played solo on the kazoo. Second soloist steps up, out does her a bit, and the audience is clapping for him, and so I step up. I start playing a flight of the bumblebee thing, going all over the place, and doing really well. I get a little carried away, and then I end up dropping my kazoo. It falls and slides a few feet.
I walk over to it, look down at it, look behind me, and then I stare straight out at the audience, and rip my pants off. So here I am, centre stage, in my boxers, the audience killing themselves laughing at me. I pick up my kazoo, and walked back over to the other soloists, and finished the song.

I'm sure I have better embarrassing stories, but that came to mind first. I hope it at least made you smile.

Answer 3

Well I went downtown with a group of friends and we were wearing totally crazy outfits. Our hair was messy on one side curly on the other. Our clothes were layered and did NOT match. I wore a sexy heel with a work boot. Then we walked around singing everysong under the moon. We had fun but were total idiots. Nothing is better than that. LOL!!!!!

Answer 4

I went to Vegas for spring break in college and sat down at the poker machines at the bar. Drinks are free and I didn't realize after a few hours how drunk I had gotten. My friends had to carry me out of the casino and back to my hotel room. I was singing, yelling at people and being obnoxious. There was a statue of some Roman soldier and I kept trying to put my hand up his pants. I got sick later in my room. How embarrassing.

Answer 5

Heck yea i do that all the time!!

One time me nd my friends grabbed a bunch of condoms and went around putting them in ppls carts when they wernt looking. Another time we had shopping cart races and wars where we raced around the store and hit eachothers carts with the other cart. OH and another time we went in the bathroom and was standing next to the papertowels saying "SAVE THE TREES"!!!!!! whoa i have so many more stories but i dont kno which ones to tell ☻

Answer 6

i was in abercormbie+ Fitch with my 2 friends + we saw a really hott guy who just happen to work there. one of my friends went up to him and told him he was sexy + we left the store. we came back like 5 mins later + ( we all had nicknames) one of my friends had planned to kinda freak the guy out by acting psycho. she yelled at the top of her lungs "DROP PURPLE LOBSTER" (MY NICKNAME) rite in front of the hot guy. so i got on the i dropped on the ground+ started crawling around like an idiot. on my way down i knocked over a rack of clothes... the friend that though he was Hort just walked away laughing...

Now most people would have run out of the store + never come backkk, but not us.. we went and got over pic taken in a photo booth + put our #'s on the bac of it + went bac to the store + gave it to him!!!! he never called though. that was pretty embarrassing though...=)

Answer 7

I went out and sat on a bar stool until drunk and when I got up to leave, I fell right in the middle of the floor. I was so embarrassed the next day.

Answer 8

Well pat, mine is easy and simple, i only picked up the wrong baby in maternity ward after my wife had given birth, i was so proud it was a boy, then the nurse told me it was the wrong baby, mine was a beautiful girl who i love to bits

Answer 9

That happens when I'm with my bff. We dare each other to do dumb stuff all the time! When we were in H.S., she dared me to run up the road in my underware. I did. I also live on a pretty buisy street, so a lot of people saw me.

Answer 10

I was my dad's best man when he got remarried. That was the most idiotic thing I ever did in my life. My dad died 5 years later & I have not seen my stepmom since. She's settin pretty now.