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Finish this entry. Most creative and original wins my best answer vote!

Dear Journal:
Living in this city is seriously freaking me out. It is like something ripped out of Dr. Suess. I am going to work with these one things called Schnaa Vaas. Seriously? Schnaa Vaas? What is that even! Oh yeah and my son came home today and said "Hello Goot Vinute!" Its supposively this cities language. I cleaned my house today and found the nastiest thing in the basement. It was ______?______!
I think I should move before I lose my mind.

Me

2007-03-18 09:09:33 · 15 answers · asked by blasting ♥ music 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

15 answers

a puddle of pulsating, gurgling, snot colored goop. It keeps calling my name but I don't want to go down there. It belches out my name in such a demanding way. I can't block the sound out of my head. Oh no! I think it's coming up the stairs!

2007-03-18 09:16:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

an obese chipmunk wit three heads and its bipolar so it fights with its self the only problem is it has no arms or legs so u just see it wiggle around on the road it moves around by passing gas it can move from 0-30 mph in three seconds and a top speed of 50 mph!it eats anything it can take from a little kid not to mention tacos with beans thats its favorite!

2007-03-18 16:18:25 · answer #2 · answered by wamzy 2 · 0 0

Soot Gangute

2007-03-18 16:13:20 · answer #3 · answered by devin s 2 · 0 0

A cockroach with 5 human legs and big alligator eyes and toes like a sloth and arms like a monkey and fingers like an ape. A little thing I call cockanalliothonkeyap! Hope you like it!! ANd nice story by the way!!

2007-03-18 16:12:21 · answer #4 · answered by lalalala:) 2 · 0 0

My husband asleep in front of the television wearing only his boxer shorts. And if that wasen't bad enough, he was gripping a can of beer with one hand and a bucket of chicken with the other.

2007-03-18 16:15:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A small color changing creature.It has big,deep,blue eyes.The color the creature first is(at birth) gives it a unique personality.It has can breath under and over water.It is fluffy and chuby in a cute way.When you give it orders it listens unless you get one that is lazzy.They are very clever and there sister animal of a different species are monkeys.

LOL,I dunno.

2007-03-18 16:17:02 · answer #6 · answered by Princess 2 · 0 0

Shuflickboog a flying monkey that is always picking his nose. Plus he has got two tails and two tounges

2007-03-18 16:14:03 · answer #7 · answered by Dance Gal 2 · 0 0

A five eyed creature with octopus tentacles I stared at me and disappeared afterwards,

2007-03-18 16:13:54 · answer #8 · answered by Vicz101 5 · 0 0

It was, Thing 1 and Thing Two!

2007-03-18 16:13:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

One I just made up. Its called a cat. I can't explain it though. It would take too long.

2007-03-18 16:12:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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