I need a nickname for my bowling league. I'm 5'4" tall, weigh 395 pounds......?

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I need a nickname for my bowling league. I'm 5'4" tall, weigh 395 pounds......?

....I am bald on top and like to wear pastel colored pants (orange, mostly).
I mutter a lot, but it is a medical problem. What should the rest of the guys call me?

2007-03-18 08:31:22 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Other - Sports

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Fred
http://fredsociety.com/index.html

2007-03-18 08:46:36 · answer #1 · answered by Denise S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

You should call yourself the human bowling ball.

2007-03-18 17:54:13 · answer #2 · answered by Neil S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Gutter Ball...Mutter Ball....

Great Balls of Fire

2007-03-18 15:40:25 · answer #3 · answered by stonechic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋