If George Bush had 3 dollars plus 6 quarters, 10 nickels & 9 dimes would he say he has a 5 dollar bill?

Question

To the poster "Politically Wrong" you got the math wrong on the first question. I created a second one to see if you can GET THIS ONE RIGHT. Talk about Bush Supporters not being able to add..... they even got a TRICK question wrong.... HEHEHEHEHE.

Answer 1

No. He has 3 dollars plus 6 quarters, 10 nickels & 9 dimes and not a 5 dollar bill!

Answer 2

No - I think he'd say "Wow, the Sore Losers never give up, do they? You'd think that after the @ss-whuppin' I put on 'em twice that they'd have the common sense to keep their moronic thoughts to themselves but, no, they just keep on exhibiting their stupidity over and over again. Well, there's just no explaining some folks' behavior, is there?"

And the Lovely Laura would say "Don't you worry yourself over it, dear. Let them stew in their own vile juices. That will be the best response for you and for them."

And My Boy George would say in reply "You're very wise, dear. I'm so glad I married you."

And the Lovely Laura would finish by saying "Thank you, dear. Me, too!"

Now - imagine the kinds of conversations that Queen Hillary the Great and White Trash Billy have spent the last 35 years having, ask yourself who's got more class, more taste, more civility, and then ask yourself why on earth ANYONE would want to put that pair of bums back in the White House.

Like My Boy George, I cannot for the life of me figure those folks out.

Answer 3

The above answers just go to show that conservatives don't understand sarcasm. Which is why they were so surprised when they invited Stephen Corbert to the White House Correspondents dinner, and he verbally savaged the administration.

Bush, however, isn't as stupid as people think he is. He might be an ego-maniacal sociopath with severe learning disabilities who uses charisma to cover up his major character flaws, but I don't think he's stupid.

Answer 4

george bush has more than 3 dollars 6 quarters, 10 nickles, and 9 dimes.. what do you think, he walks around with coffee change in his pocket? get a life.

Answer 5

Although there are many things I disagree with as it relates to the Bush agenda, I think that insulting the president shows a lack of understanding and respect. Its okay to differ on issues, but never personally insult an individual or the president of your country for that matter. I think that a lot of people find humor in making fun of people in leadership positions because they themselves have never had such a responsibility. Those who have or have been closely associated with someone who is, see the awesome challenges they face and are not as prone to commit such disrespectful acts.

Answer 6

He would ask his wife to add it up for him. Hay babe how much is this. Well George I wish you would learn to count. You have 3 one dollar bills, $1.50 in quarters, $.50 in nickels and $.90 in dimes. $3.00 + $1.50 = $4.50. $4.50 + $.50 = $5.00. + $.90 = $5.90. You have $2.50 in change, so no George you don't have a five dollor bill, Give it all to the twins and tell them to give you a $5.00 dollar bill. Twins, we sure are glad pop is so dumb, we just made a cool 90 cents, hay pop come back anytime you need your money exchanged.

Answer 7

You've got Bush on the brain girl. Get a life. He's on his way out. Find some other do good cause and move along.

Answer 8

No, he'd say he had 3 dollars, 6 quarters, 10 nickels and 9 dimes. Unlike you, he can add.

Answer 9

He has a number of special interest groups, corporations, politicians and foreigners and still believes he's doing the will of the American people; so I would have to say yes.

Answer 10

That would depend - are those 9 dimes "trickle down" dimes?

I'm guessing, after looking at his pudgy little fist full of money, he'd ask his father, Barbara, for a bigger allowance so he could buy a pony.