She says it was accidental but I don't believe her. What if it a real wood blind she hits me with next? Then what?
Anyhow, I have an ITCH for some STRANGE action and this will give me an excuse to cut her loose so I can have COITUS with other women.
2007-03-18 06:06:24 · 16 answers · asked by Joe B 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
LOL. You're funny!
2007-03-18 08:43:42 · answer #1 · answered by Curry 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO Your a grown man that sounds like my 5 year old!! Grow up and I dont support divorce so work it out instead of running from problems you will probably go thru in another relationship!!
2007-03-18 06:22:41 · answer #2 · answered by Sheri 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your marriage is doomed. Your itch will never go away and will just lead to a worse divorce farther down the road. End it now, while it's her fault and less costly.
2007-03-18 06:09:52 · answer #3 · answered by Larry H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who says she'll stick with the wood blind? She may have just grabbed the closest thing to her. ^.^
2007-03-18 06:10:38 · answer #4 · answered by NEONhearts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if strange action is what your looking for then try a blow up doll that should do the job.
2007-03-19 09:07:22 · answer #5 · answered by none 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like your wife was trying to help you FORGET about your ITCH for some STRANGE.
2007-03-18 06:16:46 · answer #6 · answered by suitecoffee4us 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do you need an excuse to get divorced? You obviously don't want to be married anymore.
Suck it up and do it.
2007-03-18 06:10:44 · answer #7 · answered by Ker Plunk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seems you are going to have a woody itchy... thing... for a strange reason.
2007-03-18 06:11:25 · answer #8 · answered by Marquel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She should divorce you, and hit you with her car.
2007-03-18 06:11:48 · answer #9 · answered by Amy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pity it wasnt wooden!! lol
2007-03-18 06:18:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋