platform heel shoes, a sense of humor, the ability to understand Cherokee announcements on the loud speaker.
TNT with a long delay, a copy of War and Peace, twenty cans of beer, a football scarf.
A degree in semaphore to monitor the signals. And an olympic sprint medal for when they change the plaform at the last minute.
Tieing a mate to the tracks or driving your car onto the crossing are not helpful - but ice on the tracks is a sure way of stopping it - but it might not start again.
2007-03-18 02:15:41
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answered by Anonymous
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Take a few humans scatter over a concrete platform and like all anglers wait patiently and quietly!
Don't try this on a wet or windy day though! It's almost impossible to catch the darn things then!
2007-03-18 04:38:17
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answered by willowGSD 6
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A cagoule one that folds up into the pocket then looks like a wee bag, a pair of corduroy trews beige ones, with the little hoops at the bottom to put your feet through incase they should fall down, a deer stalker hat and brown brogues.You should carry a whistle to blow at the approaching train and a yellow flag to wave the train down.
Good luck! I still havent caught one.
2007-03-18 02:01:36
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answered by babscabs 5
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its recommended NOT to stand in front of it has it has a habit of running strait at you they run at irregular intervals and never on time trying to entices them dose not work and equipment recommended is one train ticket these are issued at the station the home or resting place of the train there if you are lucky you may be able to catch the train but a long wait is inevitable so be warned
2007-03-18 02:04:41
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answered by old-bag 3
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A bat, two marbles and an astronaut suit. How? We'll see that in Lesson 2.
2007-03-18 01:57:14
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answered by Anonymous
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A deckchair, a blanket, a flask of hot tea a good book and loads of patience... and if you are lucky you might catch one.. thats provided the chap up the road hasnt covered the track with leaves....
2007-03-18 02:54:00
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answered by Lady Hazy 4
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Thats a fare question. I will pass it an at the next scheduled board meeting.
2007-03-18 14:15:38
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answered by Yo Mum Mum 5
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A railnet'work !!
2007-03-18 01:57:51
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answered by nicemanvery 7
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sticking your thumb out and showing a bit of leg never works ,
you might as well go to the station and buy a ticket like the rest of us.
2007-03-18 02:03:01
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answered by keny 6
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I hear they use a stalled car on frequently used tracks
2007-03-18 01:57:25
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answered by Anonymous
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