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My son was about 3 or 4 and we were in the bank,all of a sudden he yells"WOW LOOK AT THAT BIG FAT GUY",the guy was right beside us and the bank was full

2007-03-18 01:39:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

When my daughter was about 3 my sister took her to the store and she was writing a check and my daughter asked her, right in front of the cashier, if the check was going to bounce like a rubber ball all the way to the bank!

2007-03-18 08:40:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I was in the middle of the waiting room at the drs and i took my 2yr old daughters hat off and i was trying to smooth out her wild hair when i noticed something sticky in it. so i asked her "what's in your hair??" and she quickly replied "BUGS!" ......i was mortified lol. the reason why she said this was becuase 2 days earlier she would not let me wash or comb her hair and i told her that if she didn't let me take care of her hair she would get bugs in it....lol

2007-03-18 09:06:57 · answer #3 · answered by The Spazz 5 · 3 0

my ex husband had a very foul mouth and said what he wanted around the kids. so one day while we were in the toy isle of wal mart several years ago talking to the preacher from our church my youngest comes up and ask as loud as his little lungs could be.. mommy what does f*ck mean!! I wanted to melt into the floor...

2007-03-18 08:42:13 · answer #4 · answered by nurse_driller 3 · 4 1

at ptc,,the teacher and I got talking about funny things,and apparently my son wants to be funny to,and he tells the teacher how I farted in the car and no one could breath and everyone was rolling down the window's,lol,he is 6

2007-03-18 08:40:46 · answer #5 · answered by grmat 4 · 4 0

My daughter pulled down her pants in public saying that she had to go to the bathroom

2007-03-18 08:37:01 · answer #6 · answered by Michael b 6 · 3 0

Funny you should ask this today. Last night at dinner my husband ordered mozzerella sticks as an appetizer and our darling 4-year-old angel pipes up and says, really loud, "But Dad, those make you fart!" Ohmygosh, it still makes me laugh today!

2007-03-18 08:40:31 · answer #7 · answered by JenJen 6 · 5 1

My one year old puked on me while at Target. UGH! My wife was hysterical with laughter for at least three minutes while I glared at her and begged for help.

2007-03-18 08:37:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Brought a horse home to the table. =)

2007-03-18 08:47:35 · answer #9 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0 0

my 5 year old hollered out "shes too fat" at a lady in wal mart a couple months ago.

2007-03-18 08:40:40 · answer #10 · answered by mom of 2 3 · 4 0

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