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2007-03-18 00:44:17 · 6 answers · asked by Xaelia 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
DIFFERENT PHASES OF MAN!!!
After engagement - SUPERMAN
After marriage - GENTLEMAN
After 10 yrs - WATCHMAN
After 20 yrs - DOBERMAN
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Prospective husband: Do u have a book called "Man, d master of women"?
Saleslady: D fiction dept is on d other side sir.
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A man who surrenders when he is wrong is HONEST
A man who surrenders when he's not sure is WISE
A man who surrenders when he's right is a HUSBAND
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Man received telegram: WIFE DEAD - shld b buried or cremated?
Man: Dont take any chances, burn & then bury d ashes
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Q: Y doesnt law permit a man 2 marry a 2nd woman?
A: Because as per d law, u cannot b punished 2x 4d same offence
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What men want: a WOMAN who can cook, a WOMAN who earns gud money & a WOMAN who loves him & a SYSTEM 2 make sure that those 3 women never meet each other..
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Lady 2 her maid: "Oh cindy, i have reason 2 suspect my husband having an affair w/his secretary"
Maid: I dont believe it! ur just saying that 2 make me jealous.
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Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me in 6 months.
Lawyer: Better think it over.Wives like that are hard 2 get.
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D bride upon her engagement went 2 her mother & said "I've found a man just like father".
Mother replied "So wat do u want fr me? Sympathy?"....
2007-03-18 00:47:01 · answer #1 · answered by 2D1iLuV 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Two Blondes Walk into a Building. You Think one of them would have seen it.
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A Blonde Get pulled over by a Blonde cop. The Cop asks for her License and registration. Well the Blonde in the car can't find her license. The Cop says " Dear Lord. It is the Square with your Face on it." The Blonde in the car goes, " Oh, I know what you mean now" and digs in her purse and gets a mirror and hands it to the cop. The Cop looks at it and goes " Oh, I am so sorry. I had no Idea you were a Cop also. You can go ahead and go."
2007-03-18 00:56:32 · answer #2 · answered by The Hitman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's mine:-
Man 1 say's: I had it all money, a beautifull car, a big house, a lovley woman.......... Then pow! all gone just like that!
Man 2 say's: What, how?!
man 1 say's: My ex wife found it!
i love that joke! haha!
2007-03-18 00:54:01 · answer #3 · answered by Lacadema (Role-player) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 20:16:47 · answer #4 · answered by ozkardes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you shoud ve asked this question in the JOKES and RIDDLES thing,,,why did you ask it in POLLS and SURVEYS!!!!????common sense dude
2007-03-18 00:48:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
I don't have any.
Good luck.
2007-03-18 00:46:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋