Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday! ", and possibly have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, Happy Birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock
and then Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the
greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch.
But we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day...We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment.
I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied. She went into the
bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday". And I just sat there... On the couch... Naked
2007-03-18 00:35:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
PMSL hella funny
if there is a best questions I would give 10 points for that :)
2007-03-18 06:43:44 · answer #1 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you sir, for the Laugh. It served well to brighten my day a little more. Good wishes to you.
2007-03-18 07:40:54 · answer #2 · answered by dadof7n2001 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You were in your birthday suit so what does it matter. She did u a favor by getting you in your birthday suit a little early
2007-03-18 07:40:06 · answer #3 · answered by Jason 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh, my God! That is hilarious. I knew it was too well written to be an actual question. Very funny, you made my day. THanks so much
2007-03-18 10:26:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOOOOOL _ priceless
and another LOL for the blind guy who called you sir.
2007-03-18 07:42:39 · answer #5 · answered by webby 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL...OMG...funny
Thanks
2007-03-18 08:50:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
PMSL!!!! that's funny....... but if that really happened to someone... all I can say is..... SERVES HIM WELL FOR ASSUMING, lol.
2007-03-18 07:44:15 · answer #7 · answered by MJ M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,wow how embarrassing!!
2007-03-18 10:16:58 · answer #8 · answered by Pinky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very very nice :) i really needed to laugh after the fight with the doctor in the hospital, mich heik? :) thanks ghannouje!
2007-03-18 07:47:28 · answer #9 · answered by Corleone... 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ripper !!!! I just lurv it ......... least you got wot you wanted?? You got noticed on your birthday !!
....... :0)
2007-03-18 07:45:32 · answer #10 · answered by Minx 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋