who would win in a fight?
2007-03-16 20:04:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Jesus kicks as$
2007-03-16 20:07:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus because Chuck Norris would not fight him and Tyler seem weak; Oprah is too rich to fight; Santa is nice to fight.
2007-03-16 20:15:18 · answer #2 · answered by mo1979ca 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
jesus isnt really known for like fightin and chuck knorris picking a fight with santa well santas the epitomy of fit and would slam knorris with one punch in funny bone while oprah has anti santa data so she would kick his can however I have no idea who tyler durden is so ive narrowed down to two.....:)
2007-03-16 20:17:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus
2007-03-16 20:06:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
On Earth...hands down...it would be Tyler Durden.
2007-03-16 20:09:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hands down Chuck Norris....one round house kick and they are all down. Of course Jesus could consider this a sin and send him straight to hell....thus making Jesus the ultimate winner.
2007-03-16 20:10:31 · answer #6 · answered by Just Tryin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
problematical call , because Jesus might want to turn a warrior right into a whiner. the position as Chuck Norris might want to pull the nails out of his palms, at the same time with his tooth, climb down off his bypass, gouge the Roman infantrymen eyes out with the nails and them roundhouse kick all of them the quicker to Rome
2016-12-02 03:12:50 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tyler durden and santa would kick eachothers a@@ 's but santa would take him out
2007-03-16 21:07:44 · answer #8 · answered by sugar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus as he fights against all Evil and wins.
2007-03-16 20:13:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oprah of course...she would throw them off with her favorite things show....they wouldn't see it coming!
2007-03-16 20:08:13 · answer #10 · answered by Miss. Tee98 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋