One night my husband was asleep and I was answering questions when he rolled over and yelled, "Godd@mn! I love you, Donna!".................and I'm not Donna!
It's a good thing for him I'm not Lorraina Bobbit! Hahahahaha!
2007-03-16 18:59:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
HAHAhAh OMG, that was really funny.
Thanks for making my day!
Mine was my friend screaming suddenly in my tent during my army days, was scary in the start but after that i laughed at myself when i noticed that he was actually still sleeping. funniest scary funny thing that happened so far.
2007-03-16 23:34:47 · answer #1 · answered by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was about 8 months pregnant when I had to get up in the night to go potty. When I came back to bed I just kind of plopped my butt on the mattress and keeled over onto my pillow. My husband very clearly said, "Oh God, there goes another 1,000 lbs.!"
2007-03-17 02:10:32 · answer #2 · answered by Deb 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know, my husband says a whole bunch of crap when he sleeps. Tons of it is hilarious, but since you asked the question, I couldn't think of anything. Go figure. He does talk a lot though and he snores and we've had whole conversations, in debth ones too, while he was in a deep sleep. Sorta funny too, espcially since he doesn't remember a thing about it in the morning.
2007-03-17 02:05:41 · answer #3 · answered by Jessica 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this q made me laugh, becasue i came up with this saying, "i'm gonna donkeypunch you!' and i said that to my husband in my sleep as i was about to punch him in the nuts!!! hahaha. Then i found out its some nasty sexual thing people do and so now, all these friends we would tell the story to probably think were a bunch of freaks!!! hahaha. oh well, i know what i mean...
2007-03-17 03:15:26 · answer #4 · answered by dontbother 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My sister used to talk in her sleep all the time and walk as well. The two funniest was when she walked over to a dresser, hugged it and said "I love you mommy" the other was when she said "Cheryl we gotta dive deep down"
2007-03-17 02:04:20 · answer #5 · answered by 'lil peanut 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im the only one that actually talks while sleepin in front of other people, evryone else somehow finds a way to keep quiet while at sleepovers... but there was one time when one of my friend farted really loud while we were about to put toothpast on her... lol, my other friend, who was awake, shriked and whispered, "omg, im never ganna go near her again'.. i could only laugh (silently)
2007-03-17 02:05:03 · answer #6 · answered by :D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My seven year old play fights in his sleep with noise effects.
He makes the sound of swords hitting each other which sounds like "shing shing shing" Its very funny to me!
2007-03-17 02:07:07 · answer #7 · answered by nicholettejohnson 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My friend sat up in bed and was like, "NO! Arrgghhh! You all need to get your own stuff! You all need to just get on your own bikes and get your own stuff!" And she lied back down and was silent the rest of the night. It was weird! ;)
2007-03-17 02:04:25 · answer #8 · answered by mtngrl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it went something like this " oh gosh alexis keep doing ohh ohh yeah dont stop baby i just want to f **k you " aint that gross oh yeah my friends moms boyfriend said that at a hotel (but alexis was the mom)
2007-03-17 02:06:16 · answer #9 · answered by andres c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's supposed to be funny? I've heard some funny things but girl....nvm
2007-03-17 02:02:35 · answer #10 · answered by ~p♥kes~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋