i'm lookin for some good one's to use on my partly irish friends who act like they're right off the boat every year around this time... just wanna poke some fun tomorrow for the holiday
2007-03-16 18:53:14 · 12 answers · asked by NASER™ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
mick
2007-03-16 18:55:41 · answer #1 · answered by Mark G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?
A: It has a 12 month waiting list.
Q: What's long & green & has a low I.Q.?
A: A St. Patrick's Day Parade
Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
2007-03-17 01:56:59 · answer #2 · answered by Crash 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wear something ORANGE. That is an insult to Irish people. I know because I am Irish. My grandfather came from Cork Ireland.
Wearing ORANGE indicates you are ENGLISH, which the IRISH don't like.
2007-03-17 01:58:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Viel Gluke. Haha thats good luck in German... Kinda ramdom but hey it's Saint patricks day and luck goes with Irish.
2007-03-17 01:59:35 · answer #4 · answered by Bridget 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no such thing as a good slur. (Maybe Lucky like the lepracaun on the Lucky Charms cereal box??)
But have fun, drink green beer and sing Danny Boy real loud
(and off key) Erin go bragh
2007-03-17 01:57:48 · answer #5 · answered by YaYa 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Erin Go Braghless.
2007-03-17 02:08:28 · answer #6 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Call them English.
2007-03-17 02:14:16 · answer #7 · answered by sillkee1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a ginger
a clover midget-
2007-03-17 01:55:23 · answer #8 · answered by BubbleGumBoobs! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a fruity drink you wee ba/stard!
or, is that pirate talk?
IDK, have fun anyway, i will be at work
2007-03-17 02:00:53 · answer #9 · answered by Namaste 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
leprachaun lover
2007-03-17 01:56:38 · answer #10 · answered by lucy02 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Faek dae laht ahf yae! (Pronounced "Fock duh lot off yeh")
2007-03-17 01:56:08 · answer #11 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋