2007-03-16 18:05:14 · 30 answers · asked by Robin W 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Do u know karate because your body is kickin!
2007-03-16 18:08:24 · answer #1 · answered by K SHIP 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. You're father must have been a theif Cuz he stole the stars from the heaven and put them in your eyes.
2. Are you tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind all day.
3. Are these kids yours? ( I was standing outside a church and there were kids outside and this guy asked if the childrne were mine)
2007-03-17 01:11:42 · answer #2 · answered by Who is that red head??? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one has ever uses a pick up line on me...how pathetic am I?
2007-03-17 01:07:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Here drink this beer and maybe you'll get drunk and we can go and f*** later.
One guy asked me if my dad was a thief? Cause he stole all of the stars out of the sky and put the twinkle in your eyes.
2007-03-17 01:12:06 · answer #4 · answered by Katprsn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been married twice, how about you making it a third times charm. Didn't work, but I did laugh, that could of been cause I was drinking. Isn't funny now, just kind of sick.
2007-03-17 01:11:32 · answer #5 · answered by misstigeress 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello there handsome, would you like to have some fun? It's only $20.
2007-03-17 01:09:36 · answer #6 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you a model for Vogue magazine?
I should have answered, no I work for the Bureau of the Blind.
2007-03-17 01:11:20 · answer #7 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gee, not many women actually hit on me (I usually beat them to that) but once when I was filling in with this band, this girl said to me (and I was playing guitar at the time), can you F**K me with that thing? I was tempted to hit her over the head with it, figuring that'd f**k her but it was my favourite guitar....lol
2007-03-17 01:11:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The WORST - is that a mirror in your pants b/c I can see myself in your pants.
EDIT - another horrible one - did it hurt? (me-huh?) Him: when you fell from heaven.
and yet another - can I borrow your phone (me-why?) Him: B/C I wanna call my mom to tell her I just met the mother of my children.
2007-03-17 01:09:28 · answer #9 · answered by sweet pea 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice shoes wanna go f@#$, you know a polar bear can break the ice hi im blah blah
2007-03-17 01:08:50 · answer #10 · answered by hi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋