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Russia is a hard-working country and if there was a war Russia would win, Americans are lazy and they don't deserve a thing. Even Chinese is betetr all they do is work and Amerricans lay back and watch, Canada is hard working its just America who isn't (Russia will atack ye some day)

2007-03-16 17:39:57 · 5 answers · asked by ilya u 2 in News & Events Current Events

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Americans do slak off some time i'm canadian and i think ilya ( my name too) is right America dose not deserve this CHinese work all day earnign and earnign but America gets everything too easy

2007-03-16 17:57:01 · answer #1 · answered by ilyarus2004 2 · 0 1

Those who live in the US have grown weaker in the last 30 years but they still know how to kick butt when the chips are down. Russia has never learned how to cope with good times and the people lack the motivation to really put out great efforts. They are busy just getting by and the central government retards pride and motivation to move up. The people are hard working but they lack initiative.

2007-03-16 18:24:34 · answer #2 · answered by hardnose 5 · 1 0

The Americans and Russians

One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They'd have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.

The Russians found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler bitches in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, killed his
siblings, and gave him all the milk. They used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were three inches thick and nobody could get near it.


When the day came for the fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine-foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog.


When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out and wrapped itself around the outside of the ring. It had the Russian dog almost completely surrounded. When the Russian dog leaned over to bite the Dachshund's neck,
the Dachshund reached out and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.


The Russians came up to the Americans, shaking their heads in disbelief. `We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler bitches in
the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."


"That's nothing," an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund."

2007-03-16 21:34:00 · answer #3 · answered by evildragon1952 5 · 1 1

we work less becuase our country doesnt blow as bad ya know since we get more than 15 cents an hour to glue shoes together and what not when those countrys dont suck as bad and their people have something worth fighting for maybe they will win until then =) i love the usa

2007-03-16 17:52:42 · answer #4 · answered by beebop 2 · 1 0

You are a potato head my friend. We lazy Americans have a cool little thing we do called spell check.

2007-03-17 09:06:23 · answer #5 · answered by Mon-chu' 7 · 1 0

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