like i have this teddy bear and his name is mr cuddles until one day last week!!! I lied to this hot guy and i told mr cuddles about it and noww all he does is yap his little teddy mouth about the guy.he is like an idoit he goes on and on about how he lied to someone and never forgave himself and im like shut up im not you. i tried to threatened to throw him out the window and even to give him a bath (he hates baths) and he will not shut his butt mouth up. how do i make him to quit talking to me?HELP
2007-03-16 16:44:06 · 11 answers · asked by נυѕт ѕмιℓє 5 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
omg lol this one made me smile...take him to pizza hut...that'll put him in a better mood
2007-03-16 16:49:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
First, those drugs aren't helping you. Need to get a new prescription.
Second, show mr. cuddles the chipper/food processor. Take a little TY bear and give him a graphic example of what will happen to him if he doesn't shape up.
Sew his mouth shut with big stitches.
Give him to the nursing home - those old folks need someone who will talk to him. Plus, his gossip will keep them entertained.
Hey!!! Funny joke:
What did the deadheader say at the Grateful Dead concert once the drugs ran out?
Man! This band Sucks!
2007-03-16 23:51:11 · answer #2 · answered by unlv_engineer 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's not your teddy bear talking to you, it' your guilty conscience. That little voice inside your heart that everybody has, to let you know whether something is right or wrong. The only way for that to stop, is to tell the truth and make things right. If you need to apologize, then say you're sorry. If you try to do the right thing, and listen close, you'll hear a different voice, the Good voice, telling what to do about it. Just pray to God about it......He's a Good Listener........
2007-03-17 06:21:40 · answer #3 · answered by cas1025 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
what the heck r u talking about? u need help! u have issues! dont worry gurl, well have u 2 a phsycologist in no time! hang in there! Nikki 2 the rescue! o, the answer 2 ur question is: DUCT TAPE HIS MOUTH SHUT OR SEW IT!
2007-03-17 00:00:58 · answer #4 · answered by CollegeObsessed<3 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
check him for batteries and pull the bloody things out. He'll never speak another word to you or tell on you either.....
2007-03-17 00:44:50 · answer #5 · answered by ThatsThinkingWithUR Dipstick 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poke him with needles, that'll keep him quiet, and if he threatens to kill you, tell him that you'll pull his stuffing out until he shuts up, that'll do it!
2007-03-17 00:34:06 · answer #6 · answered by bsjokerkid 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
give the evil bear a smack. that oughta knock some sense into him.
beat it into him while you hold him in scalding water.
2007-03-16 23:46:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
well if a stuffed animal was talking to me I would take it in the back yard and burn it
2007-03-16 23:53:54 · answer #8 · answered by Halawa 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
How old are you? 12?
2007-03-17 00:39:05 · answer #9 · answered by Pom♥Mom Spay and Neuter 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
See a Dr. You have symptoms of schizophrenia.
2007-03-16 23:47:55 · answer #10 · answered by notyou311 7 · 2⤊ 5⤋