My mom told me about this one time she was on like acid or something (when she was a teenager) she was in her room at home (she has a LOT of brothers and sisters...) and was all pissed off at her mom (because that just happens a lot when you are a teenager) and was swearing at the top of her lungs I f*cking hate you mom! yeah her sister came in and was like shhh giggling....
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
....oh and my brother f*cked up his leg so he is on a lot of medication and he put the milk jug in the oven and the pie in the fridge...
ahahahahaaaaa.
so awesome!
oh but my favourite was what my sister did.
she saw a mouse and jump up onto a chair screaming. looked again to see if it was gone - it wasn't - jumped onto the table tried to scream but nothing came out.... looked again and realized it was our cat's fake mouse toy.
OMG I almost died!
2007-03-16 16:19:33
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answered by rainbow joy 4
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Theres this joke in spanish that says "tu mama va callerese" and he thinks someone is calling his mom a cow. Anyway, my grandma who uses a wheel chair, and who is kind of a large woman, was about to fall off the edge of the sidewalk with one wheel. Instinctively, I almost told my dad "tu mama va callerse". I nearly yelled it out in her ear as I ran to help her. I couldn't stop laughing, and it took forever to tell my sister why. I finally got it out and she couldn't stop laughing, I almost peed my pants and my dad just HAD to know what was so funny, so I had to tell him quietly, so my grandma wouldn't hear. Well, she was watching the whole spectacle and my dad told her, which was even more hilarious for some reason. I was so embarrassed for her to know why I was laughing, but it made it even funnier. I still laugh when I think of it, and call my sister and tell her: Tu mama va callerse! By the way, my dad and grandma laughed too:)
2007-03-16 16:22:07
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answered by ejc_360 2
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ummm, probably when well, usually my family members dont make me laugh, i make them laugh! O, this one time me, my two cuz's and my grandparents were on a two month road trip across the u.s. and we stayed at hotel after hotel! and my grandma needed to use the rest room around 3 at night! she ended up walking into the closet! hahahaha. she started laughing and i was up so i started laughing!!! OMG! my cuz's and grandpa were sleeping and we woke them up! so my grandpa turns on the light and fixes the beds, and goes to the bathroom. while me and my grandma are laughing! this went on for about 45 minutes! my stomach was hurting so bad! and even my cheeks were hurting! and finally when we try and fall asleep and the lights r off, either me or my grandma starts laughing and then we both are at it again! it was hilarious!
also when my mom was making tacos and instead of putting salt, she put sugar! so my nana and tata were eating them and my nana asks whats for desert, and my tata yells TACOS!!! hahaha
2007-03-16 16:25:05
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answered by Time is of the Essence 3
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one time my two friends were fighting just for the fun of it and one of them sed "you so ugly you cant even get raped". i found that funny
another time i was at my friends house and we were watching barney with her little sister and we were laghing at barney's lack of fingers...for some reason that had me goind for a while
another time me, my mom and my aunt were at a mall and we were leaving. we saw this kid way infront of his whole family skating on those shoe skates (heely's or something like that). he was skating smothley until he tripped over the rug and flew smack into one of the locked doors. one of his family members was rushing towards him to help him and my family and i were cracking UP. i was on the floor and everything all infront of this kids family. it was hilarious. i had no shame in laghing at him. ever since we laugh at any kid we see on the heely's thing just to relive that moment.
2007-03-16 16:20:17
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answered by Anonymous
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I am the person in my family to make them laugh until their stomach hurts.
2007-03-16 16:13:34
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answered by otter7 5
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relatives guy! The area the place Peter says "I continually needed a brother or sister yet all i've got been given became a broster" and then it cut back away to him enjoying in his room and his broster got here up and became like "hiya Peter, wanna see my Paginis?" and peter's like "I-i-i I dont understand" Lol gotta like it
2016-12-18 15:44:35
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answered by hirschfeld 4
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my cuzin was gettin crunk and someguy put his foot out and tripped him and my cuz laded on his face!!! my other cuzin was skateboarding and he thinks hes Mr. impossible bcuz he thinks he can do things that are impossible so anyways he was skating and he decided to kickflip-olie-kickflip-olie of a rail and he was wrong he feel off his skate board and he feel on his face really hard then he kinda summersaulted over and he bruised his butt
2007-03-16 16:14:39
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answered by Anonymous
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My 20 month old son. My 10 year old daughter showed him a fake spider, then put it on his shoulder. He squealed like a little girl, ran away, and when she went to give him a hug and say sorry...well he decked her.
2007-03-16 16:14:08
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answered by ? 6
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my daughters trying to cook dinner an dropped the sack of flour an wound up looking like ghosts.
2007-03-16 16:12:37
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answered by RANDELL 7
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My son was trying to scare me so I hide and scared him he made a stupid face. Thinking about it now makes me laugh
2007-03-16 16:17:53
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answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7
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