My wife does not want me to try out for the professional penis lifters statwide championship (it is where you get your wiener and you try to outlift other athletes with it... it is a respectable competition).
Do you think I should do it even though she does not want me to? I might be able to win a $5,000 prize for first place
2007-03-16 15:55:49 · 17 answers · asked by Nick the Dick 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Do you get high?
2007-03-24 14:46:58 · answer #1 · answered by Venus P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may think this is a "respectable competition" but I doubt we'll see it anytime soon at the Olympics. I'm with her. It's always best to keep your pants zipped up in public. I'm sure you can think of a better hobby than this.
2007-03-17 23:30:32 · answer #2 · answered by Harley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, when people say to get a life because I like this site too much I get kind of bummed, then I run across people like you. Thank goodness I still have some sense! I mean, look at this question!
2007-03-17 12:18:16 · answer #3 · answered by delux_version 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Did you do drugs with Ike Turner, JImi Hendrix or River Phoenix?
2007-03-24 21:51:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does she feel this way. Is it that she does not want anyone else to see her stuff? Does she think it is silly? Once you find out why and if it will hurt your relationship you can make a more informed decision.
2007-03-23 17:28:37 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. Queen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An hysterical question, considering no such contest exists.
It gave me a good laugh and I can't believe anyone was naive enough to take you serious.
If such a thing does exist, you can be sure its in a bar somewhere. LOL
Funny, funny!
2007-03-21 19:45:25 · answer #6 · answered by nova30180 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Any contest where you expose your genitals in public is not respectable.
If my spouse asked me my opinion and went behind my back and did it anyway how I am to trust him on any level.
In my opinion you should respect your wife.
Money comes and goes.
You took vows and you should honor them above all else.
2007-03-24 22:53:57 · answer #7 · answered by makeda m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok this sounds crazy! I am even a little appaulled that they have something like this. No wonder she doesnt want you to do that. Is this in a public place? hello, duh, she doesn't want her man showing off his wares.. Money isnt everything:)
2007-03-24 21:33:56 · answer #8 · answered by Denise K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am laughing so hard, the tears are a flowing. Where do I sign up???
2007-03-24 21:01:17 · answer #9 · answered by big one 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And to think I had nothing to do on a Saturday night....
2007-03-24 20:36:38 · answer #10 · answered by greenhollow2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Respect her wish-----she does not want everyone seeing what she is getting!
2007-03-24 15:23:51 · answer #11 · answered by destine4_69 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋