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2007-03-16 15:50:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Human being can die only once
2007-03-16 16:01:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once when you're young and truly naieve..
Twice if you (in love) really do believe
Third times a charm, or so I hear
Fouth timers whisper in each other's ear
Fifth time is for the widow who said....
All my other husbands are long since dead!
Once is enough for most women or men
It takes more than courage to begin again
So, if you are young and single, to you I say
If you are smart, you will surely stay that way!
2007-03-16 23:00:30 · answer #2 · answered by MaggieO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why View Marriage as Sacred?
- Love and Respect
- Time and Attention
- Avoid a Casual View
http://www.watchtower.org/library/g/2004/5/8a/article_01.htm
2007-03-17 02:58:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because when you marry it should be for love and for the right reasons so it will only have to be once and for a lifetime together with the one that you love and cherish.....
2007-03-16 23:09:23 · answer #4 · answered by Lady Hewitt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who told?
In all our puranas there are many wifes and many marriages:
So if you are satisfied with one wife and stop with one marriage:
2007-03-16 23:45:22 · answer #5 · answered by ar.samy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because once bitten twice shy.
2007-03-17 02:54:59 · answer #6 · answered by Rahul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because if you do it right the first time by marring someone rich and then killing them off, or if they are really rich and old then they'll kick off soon, then you have what you need and don't have to do that to yourself again.
2007-03-16 22:56:30 · answer #7 · answered by Kristal E 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why should you commit the same error twice ?
2007-03-17 00:35:12 · answer #8 · answered by hope55 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 too many
2007-03-16 22:53:54 · answer #9 · answered by sweetgranny06 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the first marriage pushed me to be a lesbian and the law won't let me marry my woman.
2007-03-16 23:40:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋