How would a red blooded Lebanese react?

Question

I am suspicious that two of my coworkers are having an office affair. I know this isn't of my concern, but what worries me is that there might be some action going on on my desk in particular.

I come in the morning and all my papers are shattered. The desk is not as stable as it used to be. Once I even found a suspicious looking stain on my keyboard.

What should I do?????

Best Regards,
Sleepless in Beirut.

Answer 1

I wouldn't approach them about the affair. Let it be their business, if in fact they're having an affair. I would, however, approach the man and ask him if he's been using your desk after you leave the office (citing the stains, messy papers, etc)---or if he knows who is----and then, if he says 'yes', ask him to be more considerate of your work space.

Answer 2

Lol, setup a webcam to record while they might be there. Then use it to keep them away from your desk. Or, just go talk to the two and ask nicely if they could stop making love stains on your keyboard.

Answer 3

First thing you do is swear: "&%*@#$£
Then, you blame those horny lebanese who can't keep their animal urges in their pants.
You pick up the phone, you hire a handyman, telling him about the table. You tell him the whole story, about how your horny co-workers can't keep their paws of each other (don't forget to call them by their first name) and about how you're gonna threaten to get them fired, if they don't stop with their shinnanigans.
Then you shut the phone, and swear again: "ya allah, bidi okhboton, il 7amareen"
You go to Spinney's. Because they sell Formula 409 Cleaner Disinfectant for only $30. You buy it. And then you buy the second one, even if you won't need it, because it's only half-price.
Then, you go home, you swear a bit more, this time calling them "ibn el kalb" and "shar****a".
Next day, you go to work, see your papers shattered again. You go on with life.

Answer 4

Well.............I never have passed through a situation like that, but..first thing .desinfect your desk..... after that, and in spite of I agree with almost all the other replies, I have another idea. wait till they leave and go to their desk (you have to look for a partner) . I'm a good follower of the Byble..so.I should tell you to do what that book says.. "eye by eye and tooth by tooth".....

ohh....last advice, dont forget to order their papers before leave...

Answer 5

LOL - Smutty.

I think you should go talk to them, tell them to get a room or do it on someones else desk. But before talking to them you should double-check if they are really having an affair.

Answer 6

leave the office as usual then come back after an hour or so pretending u forgot something u will catch them it will be embarrassing but funny too if u have the key to the office it will even be funnier since u will actually catch them red handed

Answer 7

I think that's kind of cute. just clear your desk before leaving and put away any important papers.

Answer 8

You need to get the neon blue light (you know the one they use in CSI) and you can turn it on over the stains and if the stain glows then it's bodily fluid...so your theory would be confirmed.

other than that...you could follow them arround and see what they do

Answer 9

whilst coping with blood circulate out of your mendstration you will commonally see 2 varieties of blood. the vivid pink color is new blood and the darker color is from old clots in all probability coming from the partitions of your uturus. The lighter color in basic terms skill its extra moderen.

Answer 10

Webby you are so funny.lol.

Hide under the desk and scare them.