I have no life.....?

Question

where can I find one?

Answer 1

You have already found one right here on Yahoo answers. It's not much but it's apparently more than you had.

Answer 2

Oh poor you.

This generally means you find life slow, and you are inclined to get to much sleep. You hide away and avoid facing the world.

So its time to face the world. But you face the world on your terms.

via a job you'd like to do..
a hobby you'd like to take up..
an online friendship club say you like motorbikes, search on the web for a forum to join with other bikers..
go out and make a few friends, church, theatre group, or simply having a drink with work mates and being sociable.

Enjoy life you only have one.

Life is certainly better than the alternative.

Answer 3

Okay so i'm going to give you some step by step directions. So go ahead and copy paste onto a word document and print it out if you like.

1) Get out of bed.
2) shower
3)get dressed
4) put on some music on your itunes or windows media player and tidy up your room.
5) take your keys and go out of the house.
6) walk to a quaint restaurant and order some breakfast.
7) go over to the local tesco and buy some alcohol snacks etc..
7a) as you are making your purchase, phone some friends and tell them you are having a get together at your place.
8) take to tube, bus etc. to trafalgar square (i'm assuming you are living in london otherwise go to the centre of your city) and go inside the national art gallery (or any other museum etc)
9) contemplate the art and if possible, make some friends with a contemplator and if things go well, invite them to your get together
10) grab some lunch
11) go back home and get ready for your party.

dont forget to breath the whole time. and fill in the small, obvious blanks i probably missed. ;)
have fun and enjoy!

Answer 4

There's a nifty little troupe that roams around talking to young people. I believe their group is called Battlecry. Or, Battlecry For A Generation to be more specific. Aquire the Fire events are a part of the troupe. It involves music and stuff. And free stuff too. Perhaps you should go and find a life there. That's where I got mine.

Answer 5

Of course you do have a life
It was given to you free!
The challenge appears twofold:
One, decide on a direction, make a plan.
Two, follow the plan as you best see fit, not what someone else thinks you must do.

Answer 6

You need to change something that you are doing.

If you keep doing everything the same way nothing can possibly change.

If you want to talk specifics email.

Love and blessings Don

Answer 7

There's probably one at the bottom of the laundry basket but it might be a bit grubby and wrinkled, Why don't you try it on and see if it fits? (Ooh! Suits You Sir!)

Answer 8

Life is what you make it! Get out there meet people, enjoy it and give your best in vereything you do!
Good luck

Answer 9

McDonalds, Virgin, Wal-Mart, Tescos and Microsoft all do a good line in life.

Answer 10

When you find your calling, you'll get a life/