Do women really like the feeling of sausage in their mouth? How about when married?

Question

You know what I'm talking about. Jhonson brand sausage.

Answer 1

Holy Crap.....now YOU are a Door Knob.....Here's your sign.

Answer 2

My dirty mind is assuming that your reference to sausage is metaphoric. I will try to answer this without being too dirty...

Yeah... I like it. It's not necessarily the feeling that I like. I like seeing his face, and hearing his moans, and feeling his whole body quiver. Its a MAJOR turn on for me. Some nights, if I am feeling tired or not in the mood, but I know HE is, I will um... eat sausage just to get my mind off my stresses and such, and in a hot mood for him. Usually, about 15 minutes or so of eating sausage gets us both so hot that we finally ravage eachother. Gee... I hope my hubby gets home soon :)

Answer 3

Joe,

Lay on your bed.

Now, swing your legs up over your head.

Have your wife sit on top of the back of your thighs and bounce hard.

Hard enough to force your cocktail weenie into your mouth.

Then come back and tell us all about the feel of sausage, you jagoff.

Answer 4

I would have to say it depends on the relationship. I never liked it.......then I met my husband. I can't get enough of him and I love to please him. So I would say a woman only enjoys sausage if it comes attached to her true love.

Answer 5

no most girls have sworn off PORK and only occasionally go there IF there is a lot of moola involved when we are single and married women try to keep their girlish bods so most of us don't even eat breakfast!

Answer 6

My wife does! Otherwise, she wouldn't put it in her mouth all the time!

Answer 7

Do you want to be a woman? A married woman?

Answer 8

lol maybe whats it to you?

Answer 9

no and no

Answer 10

what?