I was born with the curse of being able to think. I have tried to dum down but still find people moronic. I have tried drinking huge amounts but seem unable to be a normal thick brainwashed sheep what can i do.
2007-03-16 14:07:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
I notice Americans seem unable to understand irony no wonder the rest of the world views them as thick
2007-03-16 14:14:07 · update #1
look I have just got in from the pub and i am being mocked due to a spelling error, I am amazed I can type
2007-03-16 14:28:08 · update #2
You were blessed to be able to think.. Now just work on the spelling..
2007-03-16 14:23:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
It depends on how you look at your "curse." It may not really be a curse at all, and perhaps you can use it to your advantage...I don't have any idea how that can be done, but since you're able to actually think (since you're cursed), you could think of that on your own.
I do, however, have an example...I was born with this horrible curse which is the inability to cook. I can make a very limited number of things well...sometimes. Since I can only cook two or three things well on occasion, I have a whole cookbook of other things that I can't cook. I attempt to cook the things that I can't cook for my friends. Then they see how poorly I cook, and they feel so sorry for me that they make food for me!
See? I use my curse to my advantage; best of luck in figuring out what to do with yours!
(And I'm not American...)
2007-03-16 14:25:11 · answer #2 · answered by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Given that you're British and still find people moronic you probably need to drink some more. Go back to the pub and don't come back until everything seems "happy."
2007-03-16 17:25:19 · answer #3 · answered by Savalatte 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not much of a curse, means you don't do the stupid things people do that get them into difficult situations.
If you want to become a brainwashed sheep, buy world of warcraft.
2007-03-16 14:11:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They must have dropped the intelligence bar while I was out of the room. Truly smart people don't ask questions, they supply answers. If you hold a microphone up to your ear, you'll hear this..." Space, the final frontier..." Ah, the curse of the psuedo-intellectual.
2007-03-16 20:44:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
same here, it sucks. Since i can think i often think twice and cant make descissions and i never get anything done, drinking wont help you, sry, just dont work your brain and eventually, you will stop thinking too hard
i am an american, but i hate bush, and so does about 70% of the us, we hate bush, and we think the war in iraq shouldnt happen
2007-03-16 15:11:29 · answer #6 · answered by kysteves 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You poor guy, You can't live a normal life because you're far more intelligent than the people around you. I really feel sorry for you. By the way , Einstein it's dumb not dum, and capitalize the i .
2007-03-16 14:18:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Try a frontal lobe lobotomy with a Black & Decker 2-speed
2007-03-16 14:09:27 · answer #8 · answered by Bob Danvers-Walker 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
You urgently need to find a brick wall, preferably unpainted, and start banging your head against it. Try starting with 5 hours a day and work up to the full 15.
2007-03-16 14:15:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Just learn to accept that you can learn something from anyone in this life, yes anyone! Everybody has something to offer in this world and your view seems to discount that anyone else worthwhile simply doesn't exist.
Just tell me one thing ... does the sun really shine out of your @rse?
2007-03-16 14:15:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋