Best ways to get kicked out of Walmart?

Question

Im makin a list of the 101 best ways to get kicked out of wal-mart or any store really, just for fun, but I was wondering if anyone had any suggestions. Thanks

Answer 1

Go into the bathroom and make really offensive sound effects in the stall

Keep chocolate bars in your pocket unti they get mushy. Take them out of the wrapper and mash them up in your hand to look like poop. Then mess up your hair, slap an insane look on your face, and start smearing it all over the bathroom mirrors, stall, etc. All the while humming and saying creepy things under your breath. LOL

Empty out a box of AlphaBits cereal and fill it with Cheerios. Take it to the return counter and demand a refund because you want ALL the letters, not just the "O"s.

Target overweight people, and start taking the fattening stuff out of their cart saying "you certainly dont need THAT!"

Grab embarassing things like condoms, depends, douches, etc., and sneak them into peoples carts when they arent looking

Walk around with your finger up your nose, and make sure employees see you wipe it on the freezer doors and stuff.

Walk around barefoot. If they ask you to put shoes on, get really angry and spew off about how it is "against your religion"

Start opening packages and taste testing things. Put half-eaten things back in the box

Answer 2

Go to the kids section.
Get one of those cheap balls.
Play 2 square with a pal in the middle of the aisle.

Go to the sporting aisle.
Ask for a pack of beebees.
Leave a trail of breadcrumbs all over the store a la Hansel & Gretel.

Answer 3

Walk around trying to talk all the staff into forming a union. That should get you kicked out in a hurry.

Buy a pack of condoms, put some hand soap into a few of them and try to return them all, claiming they're defective.

Answer 4

Convince the elderly Wal-mart front door greeter that he/she has a 30 minute break. Borrow the vest from the person and start greeting customers by sticking your tongue out at them.

Answer 5

try putting something like a candy bar or toothpaste on lay-away and scream and throw a fit when they refuse.

have a perfume/cologne fight with friends in the beauty section. i actually got kicked out for doing this. we all had about 3 bottles and we were running up and down the isles attacking each other by spraying hte crap out of each other.

go to the toy section and grab one of the plastic bats and something to throw and play baseball with the object of your choice. (It doesn't necessarily have to be a ball)

Answer 6

Buy a snickers, go to a bathroom stall next to someone and smoosh the snickers in your hand so it looks like you wiped yourself. the nuts and caramel give the grosest effect! and then reach under the stall next to you and ask the person if you could borrow some toilet paper. my boyfriend did that and didnt know that it was someone that worked at walmart lol

Answer 7

my friend and i did this:
put pillows in the freezer
take boxes of condoms and other awkward items and put them into the kid sections
play "personal shopper"- fill up a cart with random items and leave it somewhere for the employees to put back
play "upgrade"- take a small item (chapstick) and put it into someone's cart w/o them knowing and keep getting bigger

*the last one is just fun... we havent gotten kicked out for it YET...

have fun!

Answer 8

put condoms in random people's carts when they aren't looking
put a Caution: Wet Floor sign on a carpeted area

Answer 9

take super glue and glue a gameboy on your face then run ar ound wearing heely's will tolit paper is hanging out your pants with brown marker on it then buy a bike and run over fat person then then put a go to a food place there then order a napken with extra ketchup then eat it,then screem i like booooooooooobies

Answer 10

Start putting stuff in people's baskets.
Put up a tent and get out a sleeping bag.
Go into the dressing room and yell "There's no toilet paper in here!"